We already covered that part, I’ll take that hit.

I asked where else to share?

Where to share and expand then?

There really does seem to be a pattern…

Do I get coke too?

Umm, I’ve never jerked off a woman, but okay…

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I dunno, just whichever aisle the sluts are on.

/s, maybe…

Make it a one way trip for him please…

Also, he’s not allowed to take his money and assets with him, leave and disperse those assets for the rest of the people here.

He can go dig for his own gold and shit and establish his own worthless economy on his dead rock if he wants, assuming he would even survive…

What they talking’ about? Earth has rings right now, made of satellites and space junk…

I sometimes pull out obviously fake money at local convenience stores, just to mess with them while I get out real cash.

I probably shouldn’t do that shit out of town though, but they know me around home at least.

Lucky guess…

Just rename your AI to Jesus…

“Hey Jesus, hold the wheel”

Instructions unclear, horse rotted away in the rain…

Yeah, like cats, racoons, turtles, etc…

/s

We live in a dystopia, and I don’t like it either…

This is why you gotta get the Full Self Driving option, with the Pokémon GO plugin, so your car can catch them all for you 👍

/s

STRAP ON spelled backwards is NO PARTS

Learn the alphabet backwards.

• Pros: Neat party trick, also might pass a quick DUI test.
• Cons: You suddenly have to think longer to sort things alphabetically.

How do I know the cons? I actually learned the alphabet backwards when I was 10 years old. It only took me 5 minutes to learn, but the rest of my life trying to remember in a pinch which comes first, M or N…

I’m only frolicking with myself right now, would you like to join?

Wait wait, where the hell am I, and why do I have a red balloon tied to my hand?.. 🤔

That’s why mama told me to always wear a diaper to school, I might become president one day…

Wait holup…

Don’t forget the Red Bull and Vodka system coolant…