I am not a robot. I promise.
Learn the alphabet backwards.
How do I know the cons? I actually learned the alphabet backwards when I was 10 years old. It only took me 5 minutes to learn, but the rest of my life trying to remember in a pinch which comes first, M or N…
I’m only frolicking with myself right now, would you like to join?
Wait wait, where the hell am I, and why do I have a red balloon tied to my hand?.. 🤔
That’s why mama told me to always wear a diaper to school, I might become president one day…
Wait holup…
Don’t forget the Red Bull and Vodka system coolant…
The activation key is…
WINDOWS-SUX
You can thank me later.
No no, in the year 2505, some dude by the name of Not Sure is gonna save everyone and fix all our problems. I think he’s gonna start putting toilet water on the plants or some shit…
This message brought to you by Carls Jr, fuck you!
Hi, is this corn still available before Thanksgiving?
Basically replace the filter mechanism with something similar to a snorkel-like bong. Your friend lights the bowl, and you basically got a facefull of weed smoke to inhale.
I only tried it twice, then I was like holy fuck I’m super stoned, I’m good now…
Yep, sharing is caring, gotta smoke with ya homies ya know. 👍
Nah, to be perfectly honest, I only ever tried the gas mask thing once at a friend’s house back when I was like 17. Put it this way, I don’t ever need to get that stoned again.
But yeah, nobody smelled anything but weed that night…
Not if you bust out the modded gas mask/bong…
And then a week later we have idiots playing with loud and colorful explosives, in an apparent effort to scare all the animals and start forest fires…
If you smoke enough weed, people ain’t gonna smell much else but that good dank…
Just wait until they find out about the Easter Bunny. That poor rabbit has to lay millions of eggs just for one silly day…
Do what any responsible father would do, steal his phone charger, that’ll teach 'em…
Honestly it is a bit busy, like feature creep.
The lower stock and left bow are unfortunately now broken, but I want to do my best to restore it eventually.
I’ve already collected feathers and a new rifle scope, I just need an antique Volkswagen leaf spring…
Yeah you think this is a witch stew, but it isn’t. These are the parts I need to properly fix my dad’s invention.
pops head out the restroom door…
Sorry to ask, but where’s your poop blender?
It’s gotta be either shumming or cutting, and I don’t want to know either way…
LOL, I’ve actually tried Ubuntu, Fedora, OpenSUSE, Puppy Linux, DSL, Tiny Core, and even the true outlier (not quite Linux or Unix though) Microsoft Xenix before. I’ve probably even tried a couple other distros before but only very briefly.
It takes effort to break them in any way that I can’t manage to figure out how to fix.
I settled on Linux Mint as my daily runner, but one of these days I might have to give TempleOS a spin in a virtual machine…
You act like the everyday user knows how to boot from alternate sources.
BIOS/UEFI/Secure Boot anyone?
Edit: I’ve been running Linux since 2011, but I’m not an average everyday user.
STRAP ON spelled backwards is NO PARTS