I am not a robot. I promise.
Interesting, sounds good. But, from the article…
Does anyone remember when you could simply unclip, remove and exchange laptop batteries with just your fingernails?
Pepperidge Farm remembers…
Holy shit, I wish I still had this book! Lost to the sands of time as I’ve moved place to place over the years… ☹️
Thanks for looking into it and proving I’m not insane.
Dr. Seuss though? Damn damn damn, I never realized that, even when I had the book, but yeah that’s it! 👍
Thank you for the information, I really appreciate it!
The oddest part about the two really bad experiences I had, is that it smelled, tasted, and felt basically normal, and didn’t give me an extreme buzz or anything. It just felt like a normal buzz, for like 20 minutes…
Then, almost like a ton of bricks, I could tell for the next 10 minutes or so, that I absolutely needed to visit a toilet, from both ends…
Yes these two experiences came with fast heart rate and fast breathing, along with weirder than usual dreams those evenings, suggesting synthetics, but the initial smoking didn’t seem off at all.
I like to think I’ve had enough smoke in my life to know when something is off, but those two episodes really threw me for a couple bad loops…
Since then, my two main rules are to only get from your trusted source, and also to make sure it’s nuggets you gotta break down and roll yourself.
Boners back in those times literally meant jokes, it didn’t mean what it means today. There was literally a Pocket Book of Boners from back like in the 60’s, I actually had a copy for a while, simple corny jokes to tell at parties.
Two other friends stumbled across the same shit elsewhere in a bag on the ground without me even around, him and his girlfriend both got equally as sick. They agree that something fucked up is going around in some bags of weed lately, and they agree they’re not gonna trust any random weed anymore.
The shit was miserable! Way beyond just any typical stomach bug from bad food, and that’s coming from me that’s had salmonella before. No, whatever it was, gave a typical weed taste and buzz for about 20 minutes, then everything went downhill from there…
Always get from a trusted supplier, and always get it as nuggets, as pre-ground weed can have potentially anything mixed/laced in it…
Instructions unclear, pees on the sign…
I’ve learned, not once but twice, don’t smoke random weed with loose friends, always get your own weed from your trusted supplier. And whatever you get, make sure it comes as nuggets, not pre-ground nor pre-rolled, unless it comes from a legit trusted distributor.
I dunno what the fuck was in those two random joints my friends passed me, but it seemed like normal weed for about 20 minutes, until I got crazy sick at my stomach and uncontrollable vomiting and diarrhea and passing out for a few hours.
I dunno what it was, might have been fent mixed in, might have been formaldehyde or something else, but I’ve learned to not smoke just any old random weed, it could be laced with anything…
I do think that most dialects of Basic automatically zero out variables when they’re defined, but my code concept here makes no such assumptions, I assume the worst that all variables start off as random garbage.
I chose Mobile Basic because it’s easy to understand, the code concept doesn’t require any super complicated language, and I can easily piddle around with stuff like this when out and about on road trips and such.
If you like the coding idea, feel free to use it and even adapt it to other languages.
One thing I don’t exactly like about this particular version of Basic is that it’s kinda picky on what all I can and can’t do between integer vs double data types, it doesn’t allow bit shift operations using doubles, which does make sense, but some other Basic dialects do tend to allow that by simply rounding to an integer before performing bit shifts. I guess it just depends on what your calculating priorities are, decimals or integers…
Nice bottle cap opener.
Look, 1984 is when I got my first circumcision.
I got my second one at Dismey Wards…
Well Fing you too!
That’s the funniest thing I’ve read all year so far…
I don’t participate in the slop machine yo. I’m just a regular human goober, just goofing off. I dunno how effective or not it might be, but feel free to do whatever you want, or don’t want, with my code.
Here’s an update…
Well both thank you and you’re welcome all at the same time 👍
I’ve been piddling with simple code lately, intended to be something of a start to a concept framework of code that AI probably can’t handle…
I almost died of a dental abscess back in 2008, which led to a multi systemic failure. That was fun, but I’m still alive today.
Fuckall with worrying about life anymore, if I ain’t dead yet, well I’m not dead. I’m doing okay BTW…
Also, how is AI gonna interpret such code without running it first?
Its kinda easy for human eyes to see what I did, but how is AI gonna comprehend what letter equals what number?
Exactly. But it totally throws off AI…
I’ve got a more extended version I’m still casually working on when I get bored, which includes ELRUIYDAMB
Care to guess what those letters mean numerically?
I’ll drop a clue, B=Billion
That’s absolutely awesome!
I’m gonna start referring to this as ‘smelling AI slop’
You got the sense to sniff it out, even without programming experience. And that’s a damn good sense to have these days 👍
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So, it’s been decades since I was a teenager, and AI chatbots weren’t even a thing. Hell, I didn’t even have the internet as a teenager, so maybe I’m totally out of the loop, but someone riddle me this?..
They’re age checking and gatekeeping social media, but not age checking and gatekeeping AI chatbots?
Do I have this about right, or am I missing something here?