

Naw duh. You could probably replace 50 data centers with 12 jumping spider brains, those are some really intelligent critters…
I am not a robot. I promise.


Naw duh. You could probably replace 50 data centers with 12 jumping spider brains, those are some really intelligent critters…


I can probably think of more later…


Roommate has COPD, a bad shoulder, and the start of a cataract in his left eye. But he’s still fully capable of driving.
His sister already had a double lung transplant, and she’s suffering from arthritis, to the point she can’t even take care of her own hair or hygiene…
I worry every time he drives away without me, as the truck only properly seats two. Me, roommate, his sister, and our dog equals 4…
At least the truck seems to be running well, but it still worries me every time he’s gotta drive far without me. If only their healthcare services were available within a sensible distance…


Okay. Well why the hell does it seem everyone’s disabled healthcare has them traveling 30 to 80 miles away, when there’s a healthcare facility literally 3 miles from us?
Oh that’s right, the disabled people aren’t working for the war machine, so they’re not qualified for the local facility…


Umm, did you even read my comment?
My roommate is disabled, yet just 15 minutes ago had to go drive his disabled sister to the store.
Seriously, did you even read my comment? I’m the mechanic, keeping a truck running for a disabled man, that has to drive his disabled family members around.


Can you elaborate on your negative opinion on disabled people?
Your negative comment got me to thinking and realizing, that my roommate has to travel 72 miles (one way, double that to 144 miles both ways), at least twice a month, to his healthcare provider, in his truck. There’s no buses around here either.
To make matters worse, he also has to take his family members around for doctor visits. Half the time out of state. Why out of state? Health insurance…
My job? Keep the truck running.
My question? Why the fuck does health insurance force people to drive so fucking far? Shit, we got a local healthcare facility within bicycle riding distance, but they only cover people actively working for one of the war machine manufacturing factories…
I do think that my question regarding the healthcare system heavily ties into the whole transportation problem.
What do? My job is just to keep the vehicle running, not to drive it…
I look up in the sky and see a dot flying through the sky.
I can’t identify it, so by definition, it is a UFO (Unidentified Flying Object).
Also, the moon landing was indeed staged, that’s how staged rockets work.
And of course aliens exist, they’re sadly being deported every day…
So, when people speak of aliens, they should make a hard distinguishment between the terms ‘alien’ and ‘extraterrestrial’
Sorry, can’t help but share…
No no, I saw your version, it clearly said…
‘You put the coconut in your butt and let the maggots mix the cum up’
Totally different tune my dude, but good luck with it… 🤞
😂🤣
I remember the other version, goes something like this…
‘You put your nut in the coconut, until you wake the maggots up. When the maggots tickle your butt, you drink it all up…’

The price of everything has gone up, including vowels, bowels, constipation and diarrhea…


Probably?
That’s not a curious question, that’s a thing you’re supposed to outright know about your bank.
Like fuck, did you store physical things such as gold rings, antique coins, lumps of gold, marriage license, etc in your safety deposit box?
You don’t get your physical things back from an online bank…


If the creator of this sticker was worried about posting their username, I’m sure they probably would have…


Officially, I’m not sure.
But Linux is open source, so you can just print out the image above and slap some double sided tape on it…
Bonus points if you straighten out the mild trapezoid distortion and maybe apply a little contrast on it using GIMP. 🐧


Maybe this is more of a personal opinion, but I don’t consider that a proper bank then, if they don’t have a physical brick and mortar office to conduct business with an actual human.
Proper banks do more than money transfers, they also notarize legal documents, which must be done in person. Plus they also offer safety deposit boxes.


That’s always been my preference, just go to the bank in person…


Wait, you have a SIM/eSIM? You bank through your phone?
Well there’s your two main problems right there, separate your banking from your mobile device altogether.
Damn, no shit yo, definitely AI tweaked, to say the least…
Odd number of chips = ECC memory, extra spicy $$$
Gulf Of Mexico 👍