I am not a robot. I am a clock.
Not long ago, I found a $100 bill at our local gas station.
I picked it up by the trash can, figuring it was probably a church fake.
It wasn’t a fake at all, it was a real $100
I make point to check by those pumps everytime I pass by that gas station…
I survived West Nile, Salmonella, Pneumonia (Twice), and Covid (Twice).
Bring it on bitches…
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Battery Monitor - Available on F-Droid does exactly that, without having to root the phone.
Right now my battery is 87%, 3.984V, and 99.3⁰F
Our 96 Sonoma that we just got in April, about a month later ended up having a massive oil leak. It first showed up on the oil pressure gauge.
One day, had to put 3 quarts in it! It wasn’t burning the oil, nor would it leave a puddle under the truck. So where the fuck was it going?
There was only one way to find out. Inspect everything with the engine running. Turned out the oil filter was ancient, clogged with what looked almost like tar, and basically pouring oil out from around the seal.
One ~$8 oil filter fixed that right up 👍
Point is, we would have never known just by checking the engine before cranking it, as the oil doesn’t pump unless the engine spinny spinny. Bonus points for having an actual oil pressure gauge, as we would have probably drove it bone dry until the engine locked up otherwise.
On. Always numbers on.
So you mean someone may have eaten Mark Zuckerberg?..
You should ask Tom Mullica…
Employed. I’m not too picky on the position, just as long as it pays a decent living wage.
Disclaimer: Don’t ask me to be a surgeon or a pilot…
Bruh, no lighter, pipe or rolling papers?
Error Code 418
Any time I come across a red velvet ant, I’ll use my pocket knife to cut the body into its 3 main sections, then sit and wait…
Every single time, within about 15 to 20 minutes, a whole army of other ants will come along to carry the parts away. A part of me wants to believe the other ants keep the parts as trophies LOL!
Damn yo, that Thalidomide drug really fucked up a whole generation of babies didn’t it :(
Man, you people need to learn how to meme…
This is an ARM free zone, you’re not allowed to have arms…
How the fuck you gonna have hands if you don’t have arms? Duh…
Edit: Yes I’m an idiot, but I don’t type in WASD…
LOL, I learned that sitting at a campfire back when I was only 12. I usually save it for Halloween, but it seemed fitting to post it here.
Sorry, not sorry…
Disclaimer: I did not write this, it’s a meme before the word meme became a thing…
You spelled shitting wrong…
They work a lot better if you straighten the pins…