A Klondike Bar
I am not a robot. I promise.
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Cake day: July 9th, 2023
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They forgot semen, that stuff sticks to everything, especially stuff you don’t want it to stick to… 💦
2·5 days agoI got a Cracker Jill…
https://caffeinecam.com/cdn/shop/files/CrackerJillfront.jpg
How they gonna call a dark lady a cracker? They would have done much better to call her Caramel Jill, or something else more respectable anyways…
4·7 days agoChina invented gunpowder.
'nuff said.
1·12 days agoNo kidding, you don’t say huh? That’s why I posted this as a shitpost.
I had my glasses off in the bathroom and my extremely blurry vision saw a kitten with the paper towel folded pattern side in like that.
Hi, we’ve been trying to reach you regarding your vehicle’s extended warranty…
If you take a core sample of a human, you can determine exactly when the person died.
The more you know…
Literally 10 years past that sort of habit, and I couldn’t be happier!
Don’t do kids, durgs…
You’re not supposed to squeeze the filling out, not until it’s perfectly ripe… 🍌
Hey yo, it’s better than AI slop…
I’m confused, I dunno what’s disgusting about this…
Like, don’t you peel the condoms off your bananas before you eat them?
https://www.foodrepublic.com/1549526/aluminum-foil-trick-store-bananas/
Oh wait… I might be doing something wrong here… 😂🤣
The ordering of letters can change the entire meaning of a word. For example…
“You’re my nicest grandma, I love you”
vs
“You’re my incest grandma, I love you”
3·23 days agoMany newer pills have protective coatings that won’t dissolve in water, to prevent basement chemists from converting them into shit like meth…
Those sort of pills are designed to dissolve in stomach acids, so the warm water test isn’t a universal check.
Honestly I think another commenter hit the nail pretty close on the head though, I think their mom was secretly super depressed and tried to end her own life, but since she survived, she doesn’t want to talk about it.
Our next door neighbor is more or less mute, as she was born effectively deaf. She’s a grown adult though, older than me even I think. She does make sounds to acknowledge people and try to communicate simple things though, as best as she can with people such as myself that don’t know sign language.
She’s in absolutely no way dumb or delayed or anything like that, she actually seems fairly intelligent and actually fairly nice too. Sometimes she asks me for help, like to bring a TV or furniture or whatever upstairs for her, and it only takes me about 20 seconds or so to understand what she’s asking me. And I’m always glad to help.
Really nice lady actually, once you learn to ignore the fact that her voice basically sounds like the adult version of baby googoo gaga…
Well Merry Christmas to you as well, thank you for erecting the tree, very beautiful!
No shit Watson, I’m observing it from my natural blurry vision and I see a pink kitten.
When I wear Depends, I don’t need to wipe…
Can we confirm this with AI?
How much shit does it deliver? Bullshit? Deershit? Dogshit? Pigshit? Rabbit Eggs?..
I don’t know or care how long this meme has been out in the wild…
He lit the ‘cigarette’ on the wrong end.
Also, where is his lighter? 🤔