You’re not supposed to squeeze the filling out, not until it’s perfectly ripe… 🍌
I am not a robot. I promise.
You’re not supposed to squeeze the filling out, not until it’s perfectly ripe… 🍌
Hey yo, it’s better than AI slop…
I’m confused, I dunno what’s disgusting about this…
Like, don’t you peel the condoms off your bananas before you eat them?
https://www.foodrepublic.com/1549526/aluminum-foil-trick-store-bananas/
Oh wait… I might be doing something wrong here… 😂🤣
The ordering of letters can change the entire meaning of a word. For example…
“You’re my nicest grandma, I love you”
vs
“You’re my incest grandma, I love you”


Many newer pills have protective coatings that won’t dissolve in water, to prevent basement chemists from converting them into shit like meth…
Those sort of pills are designed to dissolve in stomach acids, so the warm water test isn’t a universal check.
Honestly I think another commenter hit the nail pretty close on the head though, I think their mom was secretly super depressed and tried to end her own life, but since she survived, she doesn’t want to talk about it.
Our next door neighbor is more or less mute, as she was born effectively deaf. She’s a grown adult though, older than me even I think. She does make sounds to acknowledge people and try to communicate simple things though, as best as she can with people such as myself that don’t know sign language.
She’s in absolutely no way dumb or delayed or anything like that, she actually seems fairly intelligent and actually fairly nice too. Sometimes she asks me for help, like to bring a TV or furniture or whatever upstairs for her, and it only takes me about 20 seconds or so to understand what she’s asking me. And I’m always glad to help.
Really nice lady actually, once you learn to ignore the fact that her voice basically sounds like the adult version of baby googoo gaga…


Well Merry Christmas to you as well, thank you for erecting the tree, very beautiful!


No shit Watson, I’m observing it from my natural blurry vision and I see a pink kitten.


When I wear Depends, I don’t need to wipe…


Can we confirm this with AI?
How much shit does it deliver? Bullshit? Deershit? Dogshit? Pigshit? Rabbit Eggs?..


It’s a baby fox, obviously.
Merry Christmas.


Look, in the holy name of dumbfuckery, you gotta do better than that. For Christ’s sake, it’s Christmas!


You’re not wrong there, the capacitor can indeed be dangerous!
I happen to be quite well experienced in repairing and rebuilding microwave ovens though, and it’s not like I leave the thing disassembled for random people to come along and stick their fingers in the wiring.
The modification I mentioned is fairly simple though, just take out the light bulb so that doesn’t stay on when the door is open, and bypass whatever timer circutry they have, whether it be analog, digital, or even subscription based digital bullshit these days.
Underneath the hood of every microwave oven is a sequence of 3 safety switches all activated by the mechanics of the door latch, required by law, to make damn sure it can’t emit radiation when the door is open. Take proper advantage of that knowledge and knowing the internals of a microwave oven, and it’s pretty easy to bypass the timer.
The only true danger with such modification is if you fuck up and forget your popcorn or frozen pizza or whatever, as the microwave will end up running indefinitely until you open the door. Used responsibly though, it’s just fine, but you gotta keep an eye on your own food and an eye on your own watch/clock.
Kids in the house though? Nah, I wouldn’t trust that sort of mod near kids for even 5 seconds.


We gotta go test these things in the back yard…
Honestly not as dangerous as you might think. Just keep the kids and pets away, and watch your own timer for your frozen pizza…


Remove the light, obviously. Bypass the control circuit…
Geez, didn’t Electroboom teach you anything?
Don’t do these things at home, obviously…


I don’t even need a timer for the microwave oven. I just rig that shit up where when you close the door, it cooks, and when you open it, well it stops cooking.
Don’t ask why, had to temporarily fix things for my mom. At least we didn’t have kids around the place…
Edit: AI can suck my nugz…


Bleh, I told Oracle to literally fuck off (they redacted a couple of my messages), because I was trying to debug their Sound Blaster 16 emulation…
https://forums.virtualbox.org/viewtopic.php?t=12425
I opened that bug ticket in 2008. It’s still open today, because Oracle basically gave me the corporate version of fuckoff, while I was only acting as a volunteer debug coder.
I think I have one of the longest still open bug tickets in existence, and they can sugma…
Oh come on, you know Gadget Hackwrench was about one of the sexiest Disney characters…
I’m not sure what exactly you’re referring to, but if you find a couple relevant links, please share, I’m curious now…
3 Guys 1 Bowl?