The doctor says to pop 2 Fukitols a day…
I am not a robot. I promise.
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Cake day: July 9th, 2023
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7·2 days agoOn Android, I highly recommend and regularly use Léon - The URL Cleaner. It’s about as plain and simple of an app there is, just Register Léon as browser (this makes the URL Cleaner app available when you share a link), and set the Action after clean to whatever you like (I set it to Copy to clipboard, then paste the cleaned link from clipboard wherever I’m looking to actually share).
Sure it takes a few seconds longer to share a cleaned up link, but it does exactly what it’s supposed to do and strips all that tracking shit off the links you wanna share.
Interesting, I wasn’t aware of that. What sort of ball/fetch toy would you recommend then?
Not like our dog even plays fetch LOL, ours just looks at you stupid like ‘why you throw that?’ 😂
You Look Like You Could Use A Fuckin’ Lamp
Our dog never asks that. He asks…
“You’re in the kitchen, what you makin…?”
3·5 days agoUhh, PBS once broadcast a live child vaginal birth.
There was no background music nor narration.
We watched, for over an hour. Real deal birth.
3·5 days agoAh yes, I enjoy a good salad as well occasionally.
Sadly I don’t have an appetite for shit nor posts today.
Come back tomorrow with some garlic salt (I’m out)…
Wow, someone missed backwoods chemistry class…
Don’t ever combine these things together, nothing good will happen… 💀
The three basic requirements to get a patent are…
- New
- Useful
- Not Obvious
Nintendo can go kindly fuckoff.
Ah, interesting. You get upvote, OP gets downvote.
Boo OP, you’re stealing the works of others without giving credit 👎
Oof, okay, thanks for sharing a direct link OP.
But even that didn’t wanna load, I had to bust out Tor Browser, and reset even that twice, before I could view the whole image.
It must be a Mississippi thing, they’re being fucking stupid about what we can and can’t access online anymore 🤷
Uh, okay, whatever this is…
Image doesn’t load for me, but strangely the thumbnail loads.
- Jerboa 0.0.85
- Android 11
- lemmy.world
It probably orders your favorite energy drink with bleach and brake fluid…
I just call it broken, I ain’t about to pay to shit.
The turd cometh, the turd goeth, somewhere…
It’s probably a blended mess of chicken, pork and beef, scraped off the slaughterhouse floor…
Our bench has too much paint on it, wouldn’t taste good nor be healthy… ☹️
Praise be to …
That dumb fucker really said that shit, on Easter no less huh?
🍊🤡