Sorry, can’t help but share…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cZ0nF0csK4

No no, I saw your version, it clearly said…

‘You put the coconut in your butt and let the maggots mix the cum up’

Totally different tune my dude, but good luck with it… 🤞

😂🤣

I remember the other version, goes something like this…

‘You put your nut in the coconut, until you wake the maggots up. When the maggots tickle your butt, you drink it all up…’

The price of everything has gone up, including vowels, bowels, constipation and diarrhea…

Probably?

That’s not a curious question, that’s a thing you’re supposed to outright know about your bank.

Like fuck, did you store physical things such as gold rings, antique coins, lumps of gold, marriage license, etc in your safety deposit box?

You don’t get your physical things back from an online bank…

If the creator of this sticker was worried about posting their username, I’m sure they probably would have…

Officially, I’m not sure.

But Linux is open source, so you can just print out the image above and slap some double sided tape on it…

Bonus points if you straighten out the mild trapezoid distortion and maybe apply a little contrast on it using GIMP. 🐧

Maybe this is more of a personal opinion, but I don’t consider that a proper bank then, if they don’t have a physical brick and mortar office to conduct business with an actual human.

Proper banks do more than money transfers, they also notarize legal documents, which must be done in person. Plus they also offer safety deposit boxes.

That’s always been my preference, just go to the bank in person…

Wait, you have a SIM/eSIM? You bank through your phone?

Well there’s your two main problems right there, separate your banking from your mobile device altogether.

Damn, no shit yo, definitely AI tweaked, to say the least…

Odd number of chips = ECC memory, extra spicy $$$

About 79%

Use saltwater, that’ll work instantly…

Oh, gotcha

Huh? It just means the door is slightly open…

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/ajar

Of course not, it’s ajar…

Hahaha, I actually have a bit of fun sometimes with limited color palettes, this one is rendered in only 16 colors…

https://lemmy.world/post/44408844

I do prefer PNG over GIF though for static lossless images, but that could have just as well been stored as a GIF if I wanted. The GIF format indeed is limited to a max of 256 colors though (either 256, or 255 + transparency anyways).

Because it is, so what? GIF format has no obligation to be animated, and for a simple monochrome image like this, it’s not terribly bad at image compression.

That would be our luck if we ever did manage to teach our dog Brownie to fetch or play with sticks or anything 😂