Instructions unclear, horse rotted away in the rain…
I am not a robot. I promise.
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Cake day: July 9th, 2023
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Yeah, like cats, racoons, turtles, etc…
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We live in a dystopia, and I don’t like it either…
This is why you gotta get the Full Self Driving option, with the Pokémon GO plugin, so your car can catch them all for you 👍
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STRAP ON spelled backwards is NO PARTS
4·6 days agoLearn the alphabet backwards.
- Pros: Neat party trick, also might pass a quick DUI test.
- Cons: You suddenly have to think longer to sort things alphabetically.
How do I know the cons? I actually learned the alphabet backwards when I was 10 years old. It only took me 5 minutes to learn, but the rest of my life trying to remember in a pinch which comes first, M or N…
I’m only frolicking with myself right now, would you like to join?
Wait wait, where the hell am I, and why do I have a red balloon tied to my hand?.. 🤔
That’s why mama told me to always wear a diaper to school, I might become president one day…
Wait holup…
39·8 days agoDon’t forget the Red Bull and Vodka system coolant…
31·9 days agoThe activation key is…
WINDOWS-SUX
You can thank me later.
No no, in the year 2505, some dude by the name of Not Sure is gonna save everyone and fix all our problems. I think he’s gonna start putting toilet water on the plants or some shit…
This message brought to you by Carls Jr, fuck you!
Hi, is this corn still available before Thanksgiving?
Basically replace the filter mechanism with something similar to a snorkel-like bong. Your friend lights the bowl, and you basically got a facefull of weed smoke to inhale.
I only tried it twice, then I was like holy fuck I’m super stoned, I’m good now…
Yep, sharing is caring, gotta smoke with ya homies ya know. 👍
Nah, to be perfectly honest, I only ever tried the gas mask thing once at a friend’s house back when I was like 17. Put it this way, I don’t ever need to get that stoned again.
But yeah, nobody smelled anything but weed that night…
Not if you bust out the modded gas mask/bong…
And then a week later we have idiots playing with loud and colorful explosives, in an apparent effort to scare all the animals and start forest fires…
If you smoke enough weed, people ain’t gonna smell much else but that good dank…
Just wait until they find out about the Easter Bunny. That poor rabbit has to lay millions of eggs just for one silly day…
Do what any responsible father would do, steal his phone charger, that’ll teach 'em…
Just rename your AI to Jesus…
“Hey Jesus, hold the wheel”