We gotta go test these things in the back yard…

Honestly not as dangerous as you might think. Just keep the kids and pets away, and watch your own timer for your frozen pizza…

Remove the light, obviously. Bypass the control circuit…

Geez, didn’t Electroboom teach you anything?

Don’t do these things at home, obviously…

I don’t even need a timer for the microwave oven. I just rig that shit up where when you close the door, it cooks, and when you open it, well it stops cooking.

Don’t ask why, had to temporarily fix things for my mom. At least we didn’t have kids around the place…

Edit: AI can suck my nugz…

Bleh, I told Oracle to literally fuck off (they redacted a couple of my messages), because I was trying to debug their Sound Blaster 16 emulation…

https://forums.virtualbox.org/viewtopic.php?t=12425

I opened that bug ticket in 2008. It’s still open today, because Oracle basically gave me the corporate version of fuckoff, while I was only acting as a volunteer debug coder.

I think I have one of the longest still open bug tickets in existence, and they can sugma…

Oh come on, you know Gadget Hackwrench was about one of the sexiest Disney characters…

https://youtube.com/watch?v=6l7Ya_eRos4

I’m not sure what exactly you’re referring to, but if you find a couple relevant links, please share, I’m curious now…

Well you sound like a pleasant individual, happy holidays to you as well.

Whatever software you were working on, I’m pretty sure most people aren’t inclined to support douchebag developers…

Umm, okay.

Why wait? If you don’t like the fediverse, I’m sure you can find the exit…

Animaniacs? Well now that I think about it, yes.

Rob Paulsen is a fucking genius of words though, even after his throat cancer…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYfTKVfwdjU

Wait, OSHA has handbooks? Well fuck, they should tell that to the oil companies and their employees. Fuck, there was this one major oil company that starts with a T and includes an X that had us throwing away old oil filters in the regular trash dumpster…

Can I get a survival floatie raft to get the fuck out of here?

Can I stay in your basement until I invest enough in the local sperm bank?

I dare not ask him exactly how his paperwork is fully arranged, but I know exactly where the paperwork is, should anything happen.

He’s already had a couple episodes of hypothermia where his body temperature got as low as 91⁰F…

He’s basically perfectly okay these days, as long as he doesn’t drink beer anymore. Still, he’s got all his contact info, insurance info, and other relevant documents tacked up on the wall right behind his bedroom door.

His niece is also a good friend of mine, and she helps everyone within her means, she’s something of a financial advisor…

My roomie ain’t even got much worth stealing, but he’s got plenty enough family around (way more than just the niece), that nobody’s gonna fuck with his stuff…

He has arranged official papers tacked on his wall with all the information necessary for me and his family to proceed should something happen to him.

I’m in tight contact with his family, so really if something happens to him, they’ll come along and sort most of it out. But I know they’ll respect me, I can’t and don’t even want everything anyways. But I’m pretty sure they’ll agree the vehicle should rightfully go to me, as I do most of the work on it.

But I’m here to keep him living as long as possible, I don’t want a damn thing except happiness and life for myself, my mother right down the road, my roommate, and basically everyone around me…

Umm, okay. I’ve never been married before, but apparently I’m registered as the person to inherit my roommate’s vehicle should he pass or fall under bad health, amongst other things usually associated with family/marriage.

But I’m not married. But if needed, I could take power of attorney on his behalf. But his niece down the road would probably end up handling all that anyways…

I dunno, hope he lives a good long life, he just hit 66 years old, been living together for like 7 years now.

Marriage might be superficially labeled as a holy thing, but in reality it’s more or less just a combined tax contract with the government.

Bagging it up on a walk is decidedly worse than scooping it out of a litter box if the dog happens to have diarrhea. At least the litter clumps up, making cleanup much easier…

Good luck training a dog to use the box consistently though.

7 inches diameter, radius, or circumference?

We need more information, for reasons…

These black and white transparency images work horribly in dark mode, black on dark grey…

Sex workers be like I want my overtime pay

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