Same with YouTube and the band Suicidal Tendencies

Deez Nuts

I should have just started working there myself. Like fuck, what they gonna do, fire me?

I’ve been in a Dollar General store before, that had 4 self checkouts, that were all out of order.

There were 2 human run registers, but no humans to even be found.

I hollered across the store “DOES ANYONE EVEN WORK IN THIS MOTHERFUCKER?!”

Almost needless to say, an employee came to the register, but in hindsight, I probably should have just said fuckit and walked out with the merchandise.

Hi, is this bed still available?

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Nope, I’m on lemmy.world and getting the full quality image.

Using the Jerboa app right now, so the client app might have half of something to do with it…

What is everyone on about? Blurry?

The image is crystal clear on my end. I’m a member of lemmy.world and using the Jerboa app.

I’m gonna save this post to investigate later, just out of curiosity, because seriously the posted screenshot image appears crystal clear on my end, and I don’t think OP edited their post.

What are you folks seeing to say its blurry/needs more JPEG?

Alright, just take my upvote and get the buck out of here!

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Yes, yes it is. It’s also unfolded in a way that loosely resembles a buck.

Thank you for turning a random shitpost into the dullest most obvious comment ever.

I dunno my dude, but that mouth sure looks like a knife to me…

Rule 34, now you have to make it happen…

That’s right, they go in the square hole…

Somehow, Kermit The Truck, our 1996 GMC Sonoma, only throws one error code, P0300, says low fuel pressure or some nonsense, as that’s one of the newest sensors on it and it runs fantastic!

Something like ~220k miles on it now, and it cranks right up faster than a 2020 vehicle with that stupid Start/Stop shit, and even runs smoother no less.

Instructions finally clear, pulls lever multiple times furiously…

Of course, how else would I rinse my olives?

Obligatory Trailer Park Boys

The Kittyman Sea Shanty

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dN3wEdK_vxw

Something something alge in the bra…

I would like to file a bug report. The proper message should be…

“I detestify Yesterday’s Dust™ and Dorito Semen® on your trousers”

That was a Diablo 1 frame perfect cheat/glitch.

Toss your finest armor or weapon in the town center, walk far enough away for the item to be on the opposite corner of the screen, and have a cheap potion in your belt.

Then click on the item you wanna duplicate, and as your character moves to go grab the item, position your mouse cursor over the belt items, and if you time it exactly right (60 fps), you pick your health potion or whatever cheap belt item at the exact frame where your character picks his badass sword or whatever off the ground, well that belt item just turned into a duplicate of the item on the ground.