
I have the right to wipe my ass with a pinecone, but that doesn’t mean it’s the right thing to do…
I am not a robot. I promise.

I have the right to wipe my ass with a pinecone, but that doesn’t mean it’s the right thing to do…


Let’s start a new TV show…
Butts Unplugged!


Well there’s your problem. If you’re trying to fire a plunger, well duh, use fire, not water…
Wait wait…
ya’ll
Fuck, the proper contraction is…
y’all
Fuck you, I took the master class!
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I know right? It’s difficult to eat yourself while running or swimming…
I dunno, just some off the top of my head, I’m sure I’m forgetting a few other good ones here too.
Recycling to the max!
Sharing is caring though…

Knock harder on the door.
In all fairness, our neighbor is like 90% deaf, so you gotta beat on her door to catch her attention and let her know she got a package delivered…
I’m situated on the toilet, will you join me?

At lessjo, obviously.

Thank you for calling Ding Dong Double Dildos and Dirty Devices, how would you like to fuck yourself today?
Yeah, apparently I remember my tongue twister. That’s how I answer scam callers LMFAO!
Me caveman, me know nothing of Dune, sorry…
Awesome!
Yeah, back just last April they expanded their database quite a bit. Perhaps you might try Tor or a VPN or something to access lemon-manuals, they have the same roots…
Hmm… They do have another link, try this…
Or you could try their previous database that only covers vehicles from 1982 to 2013…
I’m just gonna leave this link here…
Vehicle Repair Manuals from 1960 to 2025

Stale parsnips, obviously.
Yes, in my opinion anyways, it counts.
The original game itself apparently was a demo for another full set from “Full Tilt Pinball”, or something like that anyways.
I’m all for it, like how often do you get a videogame turned into real life hardware?
Retro comes to life? Still retro…