I just look under the crack of the door to see if the light is on.

Some folks prefer to keep the door shut, to keep from stinking the rest of the place up.

Just add water to the powdered lead and microplastics. Serve either chilled or boiled, depending on preference and use case, and enjoy 👍

There’s an easy solution to that.

Close. The. Door.

🍞

Thanks for the info, we’re gonna have to import some of that fauna to Prostralia, hopefully that’ll help with their prostate issues…

Not 80s, it’s a 96. Runs pretty nice no less… Except…

To replace the fuel filter sock requires either dropping the tank or removing the pickup bed. Neither option am I equipped for…

I poop the shortest, they call it diarrhea…

And that is exactly why they teach you to not shit through your urethra by first grade, because of course shit hurts…

Finally, a real world map, including New Zealand, Old Zealand, Australia, and Antistralia!

Even if I had all the tools and equipment to drop the tank, they ain’t gonna let me do that at the apartment, my friend would end up getting evicted…

Yeah, we don’t know for sure, but if I had to guess, it’s probably the original fuel pump and filter sock. The truck has just over 200k miles on it.

Considering how old it is, it still purrs like a really big cat, but the other day it crapped out on us and simply refused to start. I verified the fuel pump was working and also verified good hot spark coming from the coil pack, but still it refused to start anymore.

Puzzled I was, so we called a friend, and he was a bit puzzled too, but that’s when he suggested taking a hammer to the bottom of the gas tank, to try to dislodge any crud. Well, we happen to have a sledgehammer, usually just used as a prop stick for the toolbox, but I smacked the bottom of the tank about 6 times (I didn’t even smack it hard), and it started right up 👍

Another commenter suggested a rubber mallet, which I actually do have, and that’ll be going into the truck toolbox later today. As far as replacing the pump/sock assembly, well I won’t be able to do that myself out at our apartment, as it requires either dropping the tank or removing the truck bed first, so that’ll have to be done at a shop someday whenever we have the extra money, whatever the fuck extra money is…

I have a preferred brand. But let us not promote this bad habit please…

Oh shit, 1000%!

You just reminded me that I have a rubber mallet, that needs to go in the truck…

Fuel filter indeed is not cheap or easy to replace, not on a 96 Sonoma anyways. You either gotta drop the tank, or remove the pickup bed, to access the fuel pump, where the primary fuel sock filter is located.

Not easy or cheap to replace.

This is the Cat Distribution System™ working exactly as expected.

You have been adopted. Congrats on your new life manager 😺

Nobody ever robs the sperm bank…

You can tell this is fake.

It’s obvious, he’s not on a golf course.

No. You can have the flying shits, then you clean up and think you’re done, go walk back to the living room, only to realize you gotta go again, but next time is a 3 foot long solid log you wish you could have evacuated a month ago.

That was a glorious day! 💩

Coughing is unfortunately semi-regular for me, I’m a smoker (don’t smoke kids, also don’t smoke, kids).

I don’t have the organs to queef, unless that boil explodes…

I’m glad the mice have better healthcare than the humans. Fuck those goddamn pesky humans, AI and mice for the future!

/s