Splitting hairs you say?

Well, the hair follicle test goes back for months of hair growth, so…

Hgurs

It was a vegetable, until I smoked it…

Does that make me a vegetable??

Probably…

Ah, thank you. I was lazy LOL! Fixed…

Nope, more a piss poor attempt at poking fun at an old meme…

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I just didn’t know it was actually a real product…

I’m Not Sure. Let’s have a Brawndo and a snack to think it over…

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You’re welcome 😂🤣

This image is harder to find than you’d think. I hope it finds you well…

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I was just joking too, but dad seriously said that, almost every time we had friends over and a doobie going around…

Umm, okay. I still have ashes available, you gotta roll it and smoke it yourself though…

Just tell the dude you’re refilling the grave, as you toss the bones back in…

My dad wanted us to roll his ashes into a joint and smoke him.

We respected his wishes to be cremated, but I’m sorry daddy, I don’t think anyone’s gonna be smoking your ashes…

Is it even looking for black and white / greyscale photos?

What if I give it a B&W of my own face? 🤔

Just use a picture of your dead grandpa, I’m sure he won’t mind…

True true, but it’s not meant to prevent people walking, it’s to prevent people from parking their vehicles overnight in the driveway area…

More or less true, yeah. The proper parking area is outside of the gated/chained off driveway. The maintenance people only open that for people either moving into an apartment or moving out.

What’s really funny though is that there used to be a pretty heavy duty bolted on steel pipe swing gate, but someone came along and unbolted the hinges to get in without landlord/maintenance permission. They left all the parts there though, maintenance could have just bolted the gate hinges back up.

But no no, these new maintenance people were too damn lazy to bolt back what I guess were like 18mm nuts. No no, they must have just hauled the old steel gate to the scrapyard and replaced it with this nonsense that anyone with a flathead screwdriver can easily bypass… 🤦‍♂️

Umm, did you miss the pointy screws in the upstairs floor boards?

Could be either yo, like it might be quicker with a paperclip LMFAO!

Is this a kinky raddish?

So, snow flurries jizz?

Well damn, now I need a condom umbrella…