The flag is never supposed to touch the ground, its considered an insult to the flag and non-patriotic.

So I’m all for it 👍

Masturbating in the mirror. That dude always gets off exactly when I do…

No shit Watson, that’s exactly what I’m talking about.

My first laptop was a Toshiba 1950CT from 1994, upgraded from Windows 3.1 to 95. The screen refresh time (not to be confused with vertical refresh rate), was about a half a second.

Move the mouse pointer, it would take about half a second before the old cursor faded out and the new position cursor appeared.

I had my cursor trails set to either 2 or 3 on that thing, because moving the cursor at all made it otherwise totally disappear while the screen faded in and out between frames.

I see someone doesn’t use multiple monitors.

But hey, that’s okay, you do you 👍

Still though, if you ever setup 3 or more monitors, you’ll find out that feature is quite useful to answer the question “What fucking screen is the mouse pointer on?!”

That leaving trails feature was more designed for very old school LCDs with extremely slow refresh time, but yeah indeed it was a feature to help visibility.

They work a lot better if you straighten the pins…

Not long ago, I found a $100 bill at our local gas station.

I picked it up by the trash can, figuring it was probably a church fake.

It wasn’t a fake at all, it was a real $100

I make point to check by those pumps everytime I pass by that gas station…

I survived West Nile, Salmonella, Pneumonia (Twice), and Covid (Twice).

Bring it on bitches…

That’s how I wake up yo

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Battery Monitor - Available on F-Droid does exactly that, without having to root the phone.

Right now my battery is 87%, 3.984V, and 99.3⁰F

Our 96 Sonoma that we just got in April, about a month later ended up having a massive oil leak. It first showed up on the oil pressure gauge.

One day, had to put 3 quarts in it! It wasn’t burning the oil, nor would it leave a puddle under the truck. So where the fuck was it going?

There was only one way to find out. Inspect everything with the engine running. Turned out the oil filter was ancient, clogged with what looked almost like tar, and basically pouring oil out from around the seal.

One ~$8 oil filter fixed that right up 👍

Point is, we would have never known just by checking the engine before cranking it, as the oil doesn’t pump unless the engine spinny spinny. Bonus points for having an actual oil pressure gauge, as we would have probably drove it bone dry until the engine locked up otherwise.

On. Always numbers on.

There’s a pill for that…

https://fukitol.com/

So you mean someone may have eaten Mark Zuckerberg?..

You should ask Tom Mullica…

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Mullica

Employed. I’m not too picky on the position, just as long as it pays a decent living wage.

Disclaimer: Don’t ask me to be a surgeon or a pilot…

Bruh, no lighter, pipe or rolling papers?

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Any time I come across a red velvet ant, I’ll use my pocket knife to cut the body into its 3 main sections, then sit and wait…

Every single time, within about 15 to 20 minutes, a whole army of other ants will come along to carry the parts away. A part of me wants to believe the other ants keep the parts as trophies LOL!