Wait, you folks wear underwear?

Penis

This is how you can tell the USB dongle is properly installed.

If that’s Coke Zero, well guess what?

Coke -2 had actual cocaine in it…

That is an awful lot of work to make a lopsided chair.

Cat Distribution System™, working as expected 😺

You spelled stop the slop wrong

Please don’t wiggle the testicles, that blurs the photos and confuses where to pick up more children…

A Fathom is supposedly 6 feet…

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fathom

So 100 Fathoms must be 600 feet, which is 1,028.571 bananas…

https://bananaforscale.info/convert/length/600-feet-to-bananas

Edit: Other sources say a Fathom is 6 meters, so I dunno if the bananas are bananaing right 🤷

If that’s the case, then 100 Fathoms is 600 meters, which is 3,374.578 bananas…

https://bananaforscale.info/convert/length/600-meters-to-bananas

Now I want a banana…

Yep

I still use Defrag for oldschool DOS/Win311/95/98 virtual machine disk images. After I’ve got the VM image set up the way I want, then I’ll defrag it, then write a nulled out DUMMY.BIN to the root folder filling all the free space, then delete the DUMMY.BIN file.

Doing that greatly improves compression of the final archived disk image.

Play with JPEG for a few rounds and find out…

Lossy compression compounds artifacts.

This job requires a vehicle. I do not have one. I’m the mechanic for a shitbox that takes elderly people to doctor appointments…

Harris Glenn Milstead

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Divine_(performer)

Pink Flamingos - Sausage Supreme

IYKYK

The other day at our city park, a dude came along in his truck, with a trailer and a 4 wheeler on the trailer. He just wanted to enjoy a ride around in the good weather.

Not much of a big deal really, but they don’t like people parking or driving on the grass, and they definitely don’t like people driving a motor vehicle on the walking/jogging track…

Welp, someone called the cops on him, and they sent 3 police cars out for him. Within about a half hour of the cops talking with him, he was arrested, and they sent not one but two tow trucks, one for his truck and the other for his trailer and 4 wheeler.

Apparently, going by the inmate search I did later, he was stubborn and didn’t care to obey the cops, and also charged with resisting arrest. The way the inmate report read seemed like the cops tried giving him a warning and an out, like take that shit out of the park, but he was too stubborn to comply. 🤦‍♂️

So now he’s in jail plus he’s gonna have at least 2 vehicle impound fees, maybe 3 if the impound considers the trailer and the 4 wheeler as 2 separate vehicles.

Fuckin’ dumbass, it should be common sense to like not drive a motor vehicle on a walking track at a public park.

Whatever, not my problem.

I have 2 alarms set on my watch. One for 8am, and another set for 4:20pm

Though the alarms work, they never work as expected. The 8am alarm practically never wakes me up, and when the 4:20pm alarm goes off, I practically never have weed… ☹️

Sometimes it takes a douchebag to make significant changes to help the consumers and end users.

Also, it’s spelled douchebag, not douchbag.

If you’re gonna make a critical comment, at least learn to spell words correctly.

It’s spelled Rossmann, with 2 N’s, it’s even spelled out correctly in the article.

I meant whether it’s a plastic hubcap or a full aluminum rim. Either way I know the posted tire is already on a rim…

For the seam, yeah that’s gotta be a plastic hubcap.