I am not a robot. I am a clock.
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1·2 days agoThere’s 52 letters though, 26 UPPERCASE and 26 lowercase…
Male meese are known to hunt and eat geese to grow more testicles during the summertime, even sometimes during the beginning of fall. Some of the more dominant meese can grow over 1000 testicles per hunting season, if they consume only 4 elephuck testicles.
I already have a third leg, but thanks I guess…
I both love and hate tech from 2008 and before.
Why? The capacitor epidemic…
I thought the 6 inch beard would give it away, but okay…
- M.A.D.D. > Mothers Against Drunk Drivers
- D.A.M.M. > Drunks Against Mad Mothers
Disclaimer: I did not coin either term.
He is an orange, so clearly he is a plant…
I just love how eBay is on their suggestions, like…
- eBay: We see you ordered a Nissan Sentra radiator last month, would you like to order more?
- Me: Why yes, I’d like to order 6 more, one for every day of the week!
/s
Oh my bad, I remembered the literal first page wrong, it’s 3 ranks and 33 degrees, not 43 degrees as I first said.
Oops, my copy is currently in storage, but again it’s not rocket surgery to look it up. But don’t sit and tell me this ain’t real…
https://explorefreemasonry.com/degrees
Edit: I never said anything about any sacrifice, take that up with OP
This is a shitpost community, not a pukepost community. 🤮
LOL, I sprinkled that tidbit in there just to see if anyone would catch it haha!
Oh? Fuck. Off. You. Idiot.
I literally own one, inherited from my late father, and 3 seconds of an internet search speaks more truth than the words that apparently spewed out of your asshole…
Disclaimer: I am not OP.
I do happen to own a Holy Masonic Bible.
I’ve never read it, as I’m not trying to go through their 43° bullshit.
But I have their bible, which indeed reads like cult bullshit, plus Arabic Numerals…
The flag is never supposed to touch the ground, its considered an insult to the flag and non-patriotic.
So I’m all for it 👍
Masturbating in the mirror. That dude always gets off exactly when I do…
No shit Watson, that’s exactly what I’m talking about.
My first laptop was a Toshiba 1950CT from 1994, upgraded from Windows 3.1 to 95. The screen refresh time (not to be confused with vertical refresh rate), was about a half a second.
Move the mouse pointer, it would take about half a second before the old cursor faded out and the new position cursor appeared.
I had my cursor trails set to either 2 or 3 on that thing, because moving the cursor at all made it otherwise totally disappear while the screen faded in and out between frames.
I only take positive drugs, negative drugs are so depressing…