At the rate we’re going, humans will either be extinct by then, or people will only know how to read and write in hieroglyphics emojis…

It’s 2026 and pride month…

I’ll change if I have to, and become beautiful and slutty, I guess… 🤷

Okay folks, I have just left upvote 69, so we can leave this nice beautiful perfection alone now…

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Frog Love 🐸

No kidding right?! I’d love to see a video clip of one of these frogs catching a fly. Fastest tongue in the world I’d imagine…

It was all Florida all along…

This really is a rare genetic defect that can happen with frogs. Emphasis on rare, very rare…

The amazing part is that they even make it past the tadpole stage, they seem to survive just fine, despite their eyes being inside their mouth. Hell, they don’t know any different than what they experience in life.

Live, adapt, overcome…

Amateur, we use vaporized asbestos aerosol around here, usually orange scented…

Funny yet not funny, they wanted to put a 5th face on there…

https://www.fifthface.com/

Sir, this is a Wendy’s

Currently shitting 💩

Thank you for your concern regarding this matter.

Now we just gotta catch a break in the rain for the dog to go shit…

Instructions unclear, now me and our dog are constipated…

Would you like some shit to go with that shirt? 💩

Shhhhh…

Don’t say that C word too loud, our dog knows exactly what that is…

Oh man, my actual favorite game of all time is Descent 1 and 2…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ed_78HTkRbQ

The proper spiritual successor to that (looking past Descent 3, for reasons), is Overload…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQ5RFBo0L_U

The catch with Overload (which was actually developed by the two lead developers of Descent), is that it really will overload your system and push it to the max.

Overload is like 20 years newer than Descent, and I can only get like 3 frames per second on my potato laptop. ☹️

So, with that thought in mind, even though both Descent and Overload are both exactly the same genre of game, they are two decades apart in system requirements…

Take that information however you will, but yeah I’d probably have some sort of toggle option to limit suggestions to similar games to other games released +/- 5 years or so…

In my universe, it would be Tetris > Emlith

https://www.myabandonware.com/game/emlith-fmf

Also there’s Tetris 2 - The New Blood, but that’s a homebrew game that for whatever reason only runs in the QuickBasic interpreter, it refuses to compile for some reason.

Okay, sounds good to me 👍

Curious though, if I start out with Tetris, what else might your recommendation system lead me to next?

Tetris > Dr. Mario > Bejeweled > Candy Crush …

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Welcome 👍

I’m just passing by to drop this link. It’s very relevant…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hzd_C8kPPf8

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Who shits bigger, me or you?