I still can’t read that term without hearing in my head:

Trumpstein Files©®

lemmy won’t allow me to post the tm symbol :(

You do realize they were 14 years old, right?

Nothing obscene here, nice tune really, but many don’t know the roots…

Only if you post a photo of the poetry written in poo on the wall…

Slop Slop, or No Slop?

Hard pass for me, as in I won’t even knowingly drive anywhere near that area.

I’m allergic to shellfish.

Imagine spending ~6 days wanting to rip your own intestines out just to scratch an internal itch…

• Kneecaps Sold Separately

You clearly have a defective baby. Just take it to the baby changing room and exchange it for a quieter model. It’s covered under warranty…

Brawndo. It’s got electrolytes!

• Natural Algae Flavor

The other day, I saw two frogs kissing.

Now I identify as a gay frog.

Here in the USA, south Mississippi, it’s fucking hot as hell as well!

And unfortunately, we’re borrowing my mom’s car for now, waiting for a part we ordered for the truck to come in. Mom’s car has 4 windows, but only the front passenger window goes down, and no air conditioner… 🥵

I’ve taken to bringing a cooler with us, with bare minimum of 2 bottles of frozen fresh water, plus 2 bottles of frozen saturated saltwater.

Why frozen salt water? Well it’s definitely not for drinking, that’s for sure. But frozen saltwater freezes at like -10⁰C, which makes them excellent ice packs to keep things in the cooler extra cold for around 6 hours or so…

Stay cool out there everybody!

The Internet Is Made Of Cats

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zi8VTeDHjcM

They ran out of Elmer’s Glue… 🤷

I’m not so sure this was engraved vs stamped out.

Look at the very center of the chest, where the horizontal line touches the large oval underneath. The lines don’t line up around what’s apparently some sort of welded/soldered seam.

If the pattern was engraved directly on the otherwise finished blank armor, then those lines would definitely line up.

🤷

So, red pill vs blue pill, but you get a bit of both?

Well it looks like you get more red than blue, but you’re still partly grounded in reality at least.

Which reality is up to the green eraser to decide…

It was a donation from a food bank, but thanks for the thought.

Also, how do you know what bags are and aren’t shitty? Do you have a list of such bags, with weight limit capacity, plus age limit before the threads start to come loose or dryrot?

Didn’t think so.

My Android devices have never been logged into Google, and the tablet I’m posting from has no SIM card, so it has no phone number.

They have no record of a phone number for me, because I’ve never signed into Google on any active Android device.

Edit: I also have Google Play and Services, and most other Google apps disabled. They really don’t have any phone number for me.

Don’t tell that to the anti-repair folks, they’ll end up banning sewing needles and thread…

No, that’s no bullshit, we just recently had a reusable shopping bag’s handles literally rip off after only the third use…

I was gonna say exactly that 👍

Uh, okay. My account isn’t even registered to a phone number, never has been, and my mobile devices aren’t registered with Google.

I’m currently only signed into Google on my laptop, and if I do happen to sign into another device (which has happened before), Google just drops me an email something along these lines…

‘A new device has logged into your account. If this wasn’t you, click here, but if it was you, there’s nothing you need to do’