I am not a robot. I am a clock.
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Best I can offer is Shotgun Mario 64…
Good, glad I broke it right.
No joke, this looks almost exactly how I deliberately broke my old T-Mobile Revvlry+
The fucking thing spazzed out on me and after many years and 3 screens, the touchscreen went stupid. Again…
So I backed up all my data and literally destroyed the phone, almost exactly like OP photo/screenshot.
I never understood why people never explained to me that credit unions were even a thing, let alone the difference between them and banks.
Please elaborate what the difference is, what makes one potentially better than the other, and above and beyond all, why should I have my money invested in any electronic system?
iPhone users after getting a broken screen replaced be like…
‘Please wait 23,742,387 minutes before trying your password again’
I forget the exact wording of the message, but this is a very real thing ☹️
That’s what they make teeth for. Chew chew chew your lettuce and veggies before you shit yourself…
You completely missed the mark of lettuce shits and white pants, but have an upvote for effort 👍
Make sure to invite some billionaires over for dinner…
Uhh yeah, get me some rope, duct tape, zip ties, garbage bags, skin lotion, fava beans, and a tank of propane please…
Wonder why…
I dunno, something something Bean…
Beans was 9 pounds, now he’s 11 pounds…
- Welcome to your life, there’s no turning back, even while we sleep…
- They will find you acting on your best behavior. Turn your back on mother nature…
- Everybody Wants To Go To War
If you think I don’t know, then you don’t know. But if you know, you know.
She turned out to be a Femchester…
Yard sale when they don’t let you use a shovel 🤦♂️
4·7 days agoI do believe this qualifies as proof that all engines and motors are Zero Horsepower…
This post just reminded me to fix my roommate’s bank card.
The magnetic strip layer was starting to peel off pretty bad, so I carefully applied packing tape over around the front and back side along that edge. As long as you don’t cover over the chip contacts, and apply it really good and flat with no creases, it’ll work just fine.
Of course I folded the end of the tape on the roll before I put it up 👍
That’s not a forg, this is a forg…
Commenting from my tablet running Termux + XFCE via MultiVNC
Otherwise, Linux Mint MATE on my laptop.