Gork@sopuli.xyz to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 6 hours agoFinally paid off my Costco hotdog in 4 easy installments!sopuli.xyzimagemessage-square39fedilinkarrow-up1503
arrow-up1503imageFinally paid off my Costco hotdog in 4 easy installments!sopuli.xyzGork@sopuli.xyz to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 6 hours agomessage-square39fedilink
minus-squareceenote@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up57·6 hours agoWhat’s even better is that hot dog payment plans create jobs when they hire people to retrieve the hot dogs from people who default on their payments.
minus-squareLaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up27·6 hours agoHot dog repo man is my new dream career
minus-squaresome_kind_of_guy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 hour agoI see a promising future in glizzy logistics
minus-squareFosterMolasses@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 hour agoUgggghhh, that’s such a good username! Dibs if I lose this account lol
minus-squareNatakuNox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·3 hours agoI just picture you grinding up people into hot dogs. Like not all of them, just enough to make a replacement hotdog. Then the system continues.
minus-squareCrackhappy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·5 hours agoYou can have it back. You just have to wait. And wear gloves.
What’s even better is that hot dog payment plans create jobs when they hire people to retrieve the hot dogs from people who default on their payments.
Pound of flesh?
Hot dog repo man is my new dream career
I see a promising future in glizzy logistics
Ugggghhh, that’s such a good username!
Dibs if I lose this account lol
I just picture you grinding up people into hot dogs. Like not all of them, just enough to make a replacement hotdog. Then the system continues.
You can have it back. You just have to wait. And wear gloves.