Caption for the blind: sometimes when you put your trousers down to pee, a they fold in such a way that there is a large crease blocking the line between your dick and the toilet. Unsuspecting of this you start to pee (this crease is not a regular occurrence), and only end up finding out when it’s too late.
You discovered your digital art skills are somewhat lacking? Me too. Happens to the best of us
Yeah, I thought I was looking at the straight of Hormuz at first.