gigastasio@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months agoWalmart wants a fucking review of this common ass jug of milk. Go ahead shitposters, review the fucking milk.sh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square137fedilinkarrow-up1490
arrow-up1490imageWalmart wants a fucking review of this common ass jug of milk. Go ahead shitposters, review the fucking milk.sh.itjust.worksgigastasio@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months agomessage-square137fedilink
minus-squareFedizen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·2 months agoEven better without the pepsi, as all things are.
minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·2 months ago“And for you?” “I’ll have a Coke” “Is Pepsi ok?” “No…NO!!! IT’S NOT OK!!! NOTHING IS OK!!! WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO MEEEEE???” runs out of the resteraunt sobbing “…I don’t think that was about the Pepsi…”
minus-squareDefault Username@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 months agoNarrator: It was about the Pepsi.
minus-squareMalfeasant@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 months agoAll I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi, and she wouldn’t give it to me.
minus-squareFedizen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 months agoThat is a more than reasonable reaction to being offered pepsi in place of anything.
Even better without the pepsi, as all things are.
“And for you?”
“I’ll have a Coke”
“Is Pepsi ok?”
“No…NO!!! IT’S NOT OK!!! NOTHING IS OK!!! WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO MEEEEE???”
runs out of the resteraunt sobbing
“…I don’t think that was about the Pepsi…”
Narrator: It was about the Pepsi.
All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi, and she wouldn’t give it to me.
That is a more than reasonable reaction to being offered pepsi in place of anything.