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Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 hours ago

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Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 hours ago
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  • TheTechnician27@lemmy.world
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    3 hours ago

    I know that stock image lady is supposed to be laughing, but her expression looks a bit more like she just lost a finger and is in traumatic shock.

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      Looks like the lady behind her is ready to smash her head into the floor

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        Looks like she’s trying to push her head into that chop saw it’s so weird.

      • TheTechnician27@lemmy.world
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        “Where’s the money, Lebowski?!”

        • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          “It’s down there somewhere, let me have another look”

  • Smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works
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    Flattening wood is on another plane.

    While potheads don’t typically work out for fine woodworking jobs, jointers are absolutely needed.

    • hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      You’re really drilling into this stupid ass joke, aren’t you?

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        It’s getting the concrete boots!

      • Smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works
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        Not sure what mentally deficient donkeys have to do with it all… but yes.

        The best drill jokes always have a twist at the end.

        Know why drill bits are musical? They always have at least one flute.

        Yes, it’s drill joke night, don’t forget to tip!

  • ORbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    I propose a name swap. Lemmy Shitpost becomes Dad Jokes, and vice versa. That other comm ain’t got shit on this sub.

  • gigastasio@sh.itjust.works
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    Best part is getting hammered.

  • AeronMelon@lemmy.world
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    The blueprints are what drew me in.

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