“Falsehood flies, and truth comes limping after it, so that when men come to be undeceived, it is too late; the jest is over, and the tale hath had its effect: […] like a physician, who hath found out an infallible medicine, after the patient is dead.” —Jonathan Swift

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  • I think it can be pretty broadly said: “If you don’t like salad, you’re doing salad wrong.” Not because there’s a singular right way to do it but because there are so many variations that there’s definitely one out there for you.

    So many people have, like, iceberg lettuce topped with a couple croutons and then either minimal dressing because it’s supposed to be “healthy” or a fuckton because the base salad is bland garbage. Thus it has terrible nutritional value, is ridiculously bland/one-note, and, if you’re the second type of dressing person, more or less acts as a conduit to putting salad dressing in your mouth.

    It’s easy to make delicious salads – even strictly plant-based ones, but you really have a ton of options either way. That’s not to say “wow you’re so dumb that you can’t even figure out salad”; that’s to say “I’m so sorry you got mired in the stereotype of what a salad is.”

    Don’t worry if some of these look bougie; they can pretty easily be unbougie-fied if they are.
















  • My Mom’s a pediatric oncology nurse and she said

    Dude, I’m sorry; it’s not the same thing. Virologists were freaking the fuck out about COVID-19. Your mom being qualified to nurse children with cancer does not qualify her literally at all to give a prediction on the virology of an emergent outbreak. You may as well have said she was a vet tech.


  • If you’d read it, you would know:

    At this early stage of the investigation with limited available information, we consider everyone on the ship to be close contacts, due to the closed setting and shared social areas and activities, aligned with the precautionary principle.

    If a cruise ship is close and personal, a fuselage is obviously close and personal. The virologists are taking this into account; you’re not going to have any considerations they haven’t already thought of with 1000x more expertise and scrutiny.



  • you don’t have the ability to control what I chose to read, sorry.

    What does the word “please” mean to you? It’s a well-informed suggestion, and you were always free to ignore it.

    As for the quote “very complicated and required extended intimacy”, can you point me to where the WHO has said that regarding this outbreak? Neither your article nor mine says those exact words.