Similar to representing an obviously guilty client in court.

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It’s so much fun becoming an expert on random, shitty movies where the stakes are so low. Maybe you need to be a certain type; I don’t know.

All I know for sure is that Atlantis was in Iowa.

If you do, I could recommend a spicy but really unconventional twist on it. A lot of shitty movies like this have Wikipedia plot summaries that are lacking, inaccurate in small ways, etc. Watching it for the sake of reviewing and possibly revising that summary is a kind of perverse joy that feels impossible to sell to someone who’s never tried.

For example, I rewrote the summary for Whiteout (2009 film), and it was way more fun than just watching it straight. Noticing every stupid fucking detail and how hard it was to actually turn the bullshit plot into a coherent summary was enriching in a way that’s hard to describe.

Edit: Also want to add that this 1000% applies to shitty game plot summaries too.

Six feet under bricks

A fan whispers to a vent

Saddam’s hiding place

Hey, fuck you. Sometimes just commuting is a nice change of pace from my favorite game, Desert Bus.

Morpheus: Fucking bitch, I am gonna fuck your ass!

AROO, BROTHER, GET A MF’IN HOG IN THERE. CRANK THAT MF’ER ANY TIME A BROTHER STARTS THINKING UR FEMININE (not that there’s anything wrong with expressing femininity).

I need… you!

Thanks!

Hi, Picard. Per Rule 4, you’re supposed to either credit the original artist or at least attempt to determine who they are and disclaim as much if you can’t.

The signature is illegible and therefore does not properly identify the artist to most people.

All you are doing by deleting them is denying actual humans access to them.

Okay, and? Actual humans using Reddit still directly profits Reddit and reinforces its hegemony. OP is still making a small but direct impact regardless of how entitled you ostensibly feel to their work.

Baking is just DIY organic chemistry.

$19 right now. It says “7 billions dollars”, and there’s no real currency called billions dollars.

McAfee, the producer of anti-virus software, used two freely available AI models to test more than 21,000 travel images. One of the models identified 91% of images accurately while the other got 87%. Staff were then asked to replicate the experiment with their own pictures and became uncomfortable with how easy their travels were pinpointed.

There’s no reason a GPT can’t be just as accurate as an expert GeoGuessr player if not moreso, so it checks out.

Not true (yet). Could be later, but for now, there’s no crime for circumvention.

There’s more of these if you’re interested to see what Dahir Insaat thinks the future looks like.

Would “Toxodentidae” be the “toxic tooth” family? HORG claims “curved tooth”, but I don’t think “toxo-” has a root in Latin or Greek for “curved”.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOcuC-uz3pU

flashbacks of smacking a yakow back into the farmer’s seaside pen

Hearing your synopsis third-hand reminds me of the CollegeHumor skit “Nicolas Cage’s Agent” where one of the movie pitches is “To Kill A Mockingbird retold so that the black guy really did rape that woman”.