It basically boils down to “do nothing”, right?

Sort of due to a flaw in the syntax; it (almost) boils down to an infinite loop (we’ll fix the syntax to specificy “I wish for you to” and use the wish flags ‘!’ = opposite, ‘~’ = ignore/skip (we’ll assume this exhausts a wish still even though it shouldn’t since it doesn’t matter anyway), and for clarity, we’ll make ‘+’ mean no flags/execute normally; all 3 wishes are ‘+’ at the start of the first loop):

• “I wish for you to do the opposite of my next wish.” (flag set to do !wish2)
• “I wish for you not to fulfill my third wish.” (flag set for +wish3)
• “I wish for you to [have ignored] my first wish.” (now ~wish1 was set before you made wish 2; notably, this needs to be retroactive for the loop to start, so the syntax in the OP is wrong).

Now +wish2 was set. But then the flag for ~wish3 was set. But then +wish1 was set (i.e. it was never ignored; this is flawed, however, but author’s logic). Now !wish2 was set. Now ~wish3 was set. Etc.

Every even loop (0-indexed) will be (+, !, +) while every odd one will be (~, +, ~).

That said, a flaw in this logic is that it should actually stop after Loop 1, since wish3 is no longer an active wish; the genie doesn’t have to go back and change anything. You need the wish to be active, not ignored, to break the genie into an infinite loop.

“I wish for you to do the opposite of my first wish.” as wish3 should break 'em.

The escalator was just Gene Parmesan in disguise.

Here’s the Pew article instead of the journalistic swill Futurism publishes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXD9HnrNrvk

Heresy. There can be only one.

Maybe it’s like the “World’s Youngest Person” award that gets cycled through rapidly and is contingent on who last purchased the mug.

To that end, I suggest we serialize and globally synchronize them so people know the order in which “World’s Best Dad” was awarded.

“Well you don’t have to sell me on him that hard.”

mostly the younger brother and monkey scenes

Okay, but

Your p*rnography*, you f*cking p*rvert.

That’s ~€19/hour, for those wondering.

Oh, you’re playing with fire trying to be pedantic like this. You’re using the astronomical definition which starts on the solstice (some astronomical definitions treat the solstice as the center of the season, but starting at the solstice is the predominant one). Multiple countries use the meteorological definition which includes every day within three months (June, July, August in the Northern Hemisphere). The US has no overarching legal definition, but for example, US maritime law gives a batshit definition of summer as “April 1 to October 31” and winter as all the rest. And culturally in the US, summer tends to start at Memorial Day (e.g. this is when outdoor public pools usually start opening).

There’s no “technically” here, or if there is, you’re just as right as you are wrong. If anything, given a cultural holiday, it’s arguably most “correct” to assess it using the cultural definition.

not a massive amount

Nah, I think that’s pretty major. I’m so thankful to people like you who round out the map; to me, StreetComplete users are just as needed as JOSM power users.

You’re clearly trying to distract away from OP’s bigotry

I’m the one who pointed it out in the first place. Go fuck yourself.

The who? All I see is a young woman protesting against injustice who probably doesn’t want a bunch of weirdos online sexualizing her activism into a meme about how badly she wants to be fucked in the ass.

I will say in their defense that some people delete their comments/posts not because they care about “karma” but because they now feel they were wrong and are genuinely embarrassed or think that its continued presence is just an annoyance to other people.

That said, imo, unless you realize you’ve broken a rule in posting it or literally just posted by accident, it’s healthier for yourself and the community to simply e.g. edit in a correction and a “mea culpa”, even if you continue to get dogpiled for it.

We don’t have to lawyer around bodyshaming and act like it isn’t obvious. We can just not bodyshame and call it out where we see it instead of making excuses for it.

You’re clearly bodyshaming OP, and trying to act like anyone here is naïve enough to believe you aren’t is insulting.

Body shaming OP is gross too.

I feel like it’s pretty fucking gross to impose this text over a sign a real person is holding. I don’t know what the original said, but unless it was exactly this, this is pretty trashy to do to someone.

Sanitation posts absolutely whatever here and never takes it down regardless of pushback. Like a week ago or so, they posted a Times of India article (absolute shit outlet that takes bribes for positive coverage) published this month about a story that happened c. March 2024 as if it’d just happened. This was called out in the comments. Their response when I DM’d them pointing out irrefutable evidence in the comments and politely asking them to take it down (they replied to me just today) was basically “Do I have to? Just let them downvote it lol”.

Just knowingly flooding Lemmy with garbage. They shouldn’t be allowed to post in news comms with such shameless disregard for quality.

!comedyheaven@lemmy.world