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minus-squareBrave Little Hitachi Wand@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·edit-226 days agoMe, an American while in Paris: oh shit, Americans. Don’t make eye contact. Fucking god, ugh I’m in a bad mood now
minus-squareSubArcticTundra@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up5·edit-226 days agoHaha dw you guys aren’t that bad
minus-squareBrave Little Hitachi Wand@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·26 days agoOh, yeah I know… Objectively. It’s a familiarity breeds contempt thing I guess lol
minus-squareMatty Roses@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up4·26 days agoMeh, I saw an American tourist get up and scream at a waitress “why don’t you speak English!”
minus-squareBrave Little Hitachi Wand@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·26 days agoSee what I mean? You can’t be too careful, lots of Americans are nutters.
minus-squareSubArcticTundra@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up2·26 days ago Fucking god, ugh I’m in a bad mood now Oh are you afraid of the whole “well fancy that, we’re from the same country! Let’s be besties” spiel?
minus-squareBrave Little Hitachi Wand@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·26 days agoI would lie until they took a hint. “I’m from Antarctica. I got this accent from a door to door salesman. What do I do? I’m a prominent actor in tapeworm kink.”
Me, an American while in Paris: oh shit, Americans. Don’t make eye contact. Fucking god, ugh I’m in a bad mood now
Haha dw you guys aren’t that bad
Oh, yeah I know… Objectively. It’s a familiarity breeds contempt thing I guess lol
Meh, I saw an American tourist get up and scream at a waitress “why don’t you speak English!”
See what I mean? You can’t be too careful, lots of Americans are nutters.
Oh are you afraid of the whole “well fancy that, we’re from the same country! Let’s be besties” spiel?
I would lie until they took a hint. “I’m from Antarctica. I got this accent from a door to door salesman. What do I do? I’m a prominent actor in tapeworm kink.”