B. My plan is to do it “circumcision style” in order to add another layer to The Discourse:

“The beheading is troublingly evocative of the barbaric practice of male genital mutilation.”

“Nice MRA talking point. Sure, circumcision is bad, but why are we focusing on that instead of the more severe forms of oppression minorities face?”

“Wow. Both of you have such a colonizer mentality. Cultures have a right to continue their traditional practices even if a bunch of White Saviors think they know better. ‘Barbaric practice’ is so revealing.”

Soon enough, everyone will have forgotten all about the dinosaur.