• TouchMacaque@lemmy.ca
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    19 hours ago

    By following these easy steps:

    1. Go to craft supply store and buy clay.

    2. Press clay along a broomstick to make a mold.

    3. Bake it.

    4. Pour piss from bucket into mold

    5. Freeze it

    6. Remove frozen piss from mold

    7. Have me sit on the fridge and use the frozen piss broomstick as a butt dildo

    8. I get startled by flat earth disc and hop off fridge with frozen piss broomstick in my ass and get impaled.

    9. Collect life insurance and donate to the flat earth society.