My love for short-haired girls is half fetish, half convenience.
I’m beginning to understand that.
At least they’ll be useful for picking locks after 2077.
As a guy with long hair, I don’t need a girlfriend for my floor to be covered in shed hair.
can confirm. as a guy with a shed, I don’t need long for my girlfriend to be covered in floor hair.
This is why I stick with short-haired breeds, like instead of a girlfriend I just have a boyfriend. No hair pins anywhere in the house that I know of, just short and curly body hair everywhere, cause we’re hairy dudes and all. But definitely no hair pins.
All the dudes I’ve dated had long Sephiroth hair lol
Fair point
Get a shower drain with a removable catch basket, even if it means having tile work done. It will pay dividends in the future lack of plumbing bills.
Unless you rent, then encourage her to brush her hair in the shower.
Got a stainless steel TubShroom for our home recently. It’s been awesome.
they got these drain dealies at the store. you snake em down like a meter into the drain, then pull em back out and they pull up all of your wife’s hair (what has your wife been doing in my shower, square?). they cost like a buck for three and i go through like one every three years.
My wife just sticks her fallen hair on the wall tiles. From the moment I first saw it I knew she was a keeper.
does she write creepy messages in her hair, then give you a hard time about it because she thinks hair is gross?
Already got one and I’m not a bad pipefitter when needed anyway.
Still better than a cat.
My hair is worse than cat’s hair for sure
I have long hair that falls of constantly due to the sheer amount and density. Way worse than my partners. And we also just got a cat. Needless to say we are looking into getting a roomba or something of these likes.
Then you’ll just be spending all your time cutting hair out of your Roomba’s rollers.
True
I started growing my hair out unintentionally, I just stopped getting it cut during the pandemic.
I’ve found a hair wrapped around my balls more than once. Those fucking things love to go spelunking, man.
I have Lapphunds. I regularly find dog hair around my genital region. I don’t know how, but based on the dryer’s lint filter, I think it hides in my fresh underwear. The same thing happens to my partner. A couple seconds of inspection has become part of oral foreplay because too many times someone’s had to deal with a dog hair stuck on their tongue.
I have short hair. But still I’d say 1/5 trips to the bathroom lead to me finding a long hair wrapped around my dick/balls. My girl sheds like a dog but still has crazy thick hair.
We both have long hair and one time my girl felt a hair down there and pulled it to get it out. It was wrapped around the tip under the foreskin. I told her she almost circumcised me.
meanwhile at girlfriend’s house
“where the FUCK are all my bobby pins!?!?”
Where on their bobbies do they put these?
Did the etymology deep dive, a bob is a hairstyle
