No homo, then?

Batman’s tripping balls in one of Scarecrow’s induced visions again.

Dude, just take your clothes off.

If they don’t want to see your little croquette, they shouldn’t be watching you sleep.

That’s easy to say, but that information is not super easy to come by, in my experience. Someone has to build that shit, even if it is “simple.” It’s still expensive and there’s a huge learning curve most of us haven’t even touched.

But I agree with you.

I had children young and watched my peers have social lives, etc. But now, on this side of things, they’re just getting started with little ones and my kids are driving. It’s coming. MUHAHAHA

One of the pedophiles that isn’t the president.

I can’t find a single reference to this book in any respected library or bookstore catalog. I believe it’s been created out of whole cloth purely to make fools of the rest of us.

Nice! Very cool.

Your mileage may wildly vary.

Same, I met a lot of people through old-school OKCupid. It was great.

At least someone wants my body, I can’t give it away.

I’ve been worried sick about her.

But you can’t even afford an Earth house?

Forbidden calimari.

Hell yeah. Good call.

They get under your skin? They’re both hard to get off?

This is why I accept everything as true.

Come on, you guis, seriously?