lol, I don’t care who you are, if you reach for my plate you will get slapped in the face hard enough to kill you. I don;t care if you’re my mom, sister, lover, or child. And I will go to jail for this, and I have. Twice. Soon to be three times!

I’ve lost custody of Amantha and Jameson, and my dog Mike. But I stand on business. The food I order is for ME. >:(