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minus-squareGreenKnight23@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·6 hours agobecause in the US you can’t kill yourself. if you try and fail you’ll be charged with a crime. corpses don’t generate profit. you will work until you die of “natural causes”.
minus-squarenightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·4 hours agoFortunately, suicide by cop is a sure thing. Point a pencil in their direction and they’ll empty a clip on you.
because in the US you can’t kill yourself. if you try and fail you’ll be charged with a crime.
corpses don’t generate profit. you will work until you die of “natural causes”.
Fortunately, suicide by cop is a sure thing. Point a pencil in their direction and they’ll empty a clip on you.