“Animal Farm is not for kids…”

Is that why they made me read it in school when I was 12?

It is 100% for kids. Only a kid could be wowed by its extremely blunt and obvious metaphor. Not that I’m dissing it, but come the fuck on, it’s not exactly Ulysses.

Wrong.

I’d say animal farm totally is for kids. Its for everyone.

Ouch, I didn’t know they made a new cartoon, the CIA-funded one wasn’t that bad though, but yeah, I think Animal Farm IS kid-friendly and a very good material for kids.

“So, that’s it? What are we, some kind of Animal Farm?”