My boyfriend said “no”. When I asked him why, he said “Because you are a worm.” I acted very offended (which I really wasn’t) and I told him that I would love him if he was a worm. He said I was lying, which was true.

We just thought it was very funny and both knew it was a joke. If this is a serious question from someone, then you have a problem I think. That would be ridiculous and immature. It is probably best not to answer then but to ask the question back. Then the person that asked the question has the problem, not you.