I hope he’s a legal judge, I want to hear:
All rise for the right honorable Willie Stroker
In a court room, and have anyone who laughs get a contempt charge.
It’s great because A) his parents presumably named him that knowing full well what they were doing and B) He could have chosen to go by Will, William, or Bill, but actively chose to use Willie professionally.
You see a lot of people in Ireland with names like this. A senior politician was called Dick Roche (pronounced roach)
He made the right choice.
Will Stroker? Not a lot better.
Depending on his middle name he could also be William A Stroker
Dick Trickle: Am I a joke to you?
Yes, as a matter of fact.
Willie Stroker? Or Willie not? Only one way to find out! Tune in next week!
Next week: “Stroker? I 'ardly know 'er!”
Doen’t ma-er.
