It narrows it down to a delivery truck at least.

Wow, Slavic girls, ya basic.

I’ve been gaming on Linux for over ten years now: It has gotten to the point where the only major hurdle is kernel-level anti-cheat. Which does work in Linux, but the developer has to enable it to work in Linux, and most don’t. This is only a factor in competitive multiplayer games. I’m not into those so basically I haven’t noticed, I want to run a game, it runs.

I’ve had one longhair my entire life and he wasn’t too bad; he needed weekly brushing, more during the shedding seasons, and he’d get matts under his armpits and around the base of his tail. He was pretty good about it though. Otherwise I’ve had shorthairs; I brush my current cat mostly as an anti-hairball exercise.

What the FUCK was that first paragraph?

Have you tried one of those grooming mitts?

sauce?

It’s not impossible. I had a 1.5 hour one-way commute to work at one point.

I think my favorite single moment, a personal anecdote, relating to video game manuals is from Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego for Windows 95. Which came with a full copy of the 1995 World Almanac. I was about 8 or 9 at the time. One of the clues was “I heard he was leaving Lesotho by car.” I went, “Wait, is that the little nation in the middle of South Africa?” I looked it up in the book, it was, and I won that round of the game based on that clue.

I think my overall favorite video game manual has to be the one from A Link to the Past. A lot of manuals had maybe a prologue or backstory in the manual, A Link to the Past has like three, including the creation myth of the in-game religion. Go read ALttP’s manual and tell me it hasn’t been the design document of the entire series since.

One more: For some reason, Illusion of Gaia for the SNES includes a full walkthrough right in the manual. They just outright spoil the entire game in the manual. Not sure why they did that.

Long tail.

Because it didn’t work. Women don’t message first. A platform that requires women to message first is one where no messages are exchanged.

Fun Fact: DS9 was a ripoff of Babylon 5. Literally and directly. JMS pitched Babylon 5 to Paramount, who rejected it, so he went and pitched it to TNN about the time Paramount started up a new Star Trek show about a space station nominally run by humans from Earth that’s involved in conflict and diplomatic intrigue with a wormhole nearby.

If I understand it correctly, the ship’s built-in systems run a Linux-based RTOS, the dumbfuckery is happening on an off the shelf Surface tablet.

They’re still making Microsoft look like a million monkeys fucking a million footballs.

The AGC had 2048 words of erasable core storage, what we’d now call RAM, and 36,864 words of read only core rope memory. So a total of 38,912 words. Each word is 15 bits plus a parity bit, so that’d work out to 75,776 bytes or 72,168 bytes depending on whether you count parity or not, and then kilobytes, kibibytes…it’s closer to 64k than 32 or 128.

“Let’s get out of here before one of those things kills Guy!”

You slander me, stranger. I am not just a hater. I am many things in addition to a hater.

1,2,3 and some of 6

Star Wars is responsible for 2 5/8 good movies.

So yeah if “not a car guy” you might bounce off of the first couple of seasons. Here’s a sample from the shenanigan era: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bf7q8lWEd-o

Bereavement Oreos.