Oh are we going to have a sequel to the Battle Of Josh?

I bet if I was as active as I was as a teen, I could get relatively close.

Why is McAfee still a company? What is the business case for such fuckrot software? Who even pays who here?

It’s like 95% RHCP 5% Beck. “Stepped on a toad, broke a Navajo code, now it’s time to reiterate: California.”

Easily. From 14-17 I lived on a 5,000 calorie diet and struggled to gain weight, between marching band, PE, shop class, an avid skating hobby, a girlfriend, and growing in height. I could have easily eaten an entire chicken at the time.

He’s got the bulk, the fluff and the lionesque snout.

Being a teenage boy is hungry work.

I can’t think of any.

The closest I can think of are games distributed on cassette for 80’s microcomputers like the C64 but I can’t think of anything you’d call a “console” that accepted those.

You’ll hear Dacron in the aviation industry, to refer to “naked cloth” coverings like you see on ultralights, in contrast to something like poly-fiber which is the modern equivalent of cloth and dope.

Or a Trackpoint driver.

No that would probably be the xfce equivalent.

Replace the patterned wallpapers with a solid paint tone. Decrease the visual clutter.

I’m okay with swapping out the side chairs in the hallway with hall tables, though I’d go with a natural walnut tone rather than the uber dark espresso. Or hell, even a nice glazed black cherry, very warm. I’m also alright with doing away with the 4-post beds. My philosophy is why waste the wood on a footboard and posts out of some misguided search for fanciness? If you’re going to hang mosquito netting or actually do the old fashioned drapes to keep heat in, that’s one thing, but nobody does anymore.

Sorry my woodworker’s hanging out, let me tuck that back in my sock.

I would like to invite everyone who has ever carpeted a bathroom on an exclusive 4-day weekend in the genital blowtorching booth.

Yeah most space age material names are. It’s dacron wrapped in mylar surmounted in inconel plated in clyno and attached with velcro. Which of those did I make up?

See? It’s working.

It would have to be some horrid acronym for something like KDE Library Integration Tool Offering Recursive Integration Services or some shit.

Common dictionary words are not trademarkable. In fact, if an existing trademark becomes common in speech it becomes genericized and the trademark is lost. One of my personal hobbies is doing that to Velcro.

That, and you’ve got to remember how big iPods were at the time. In 2007, it was weird that Apple was entering the cell phone market. The iSomething branding basically saved the company in 2001 with the iMac and iBook, the iPod was the first electronics gadget I ever remember being worn as a status symbol, the first that got treated like designer clothing or shoes. That “I have an iPod, and you have…whatever that is.” White headphone cords were a fashion statement. The Motorola Razr phone got the same treatment before the iPhone.

No, you should touch klitoris or finger klitoris, not bash it.

man klitoris

no manual entry for klitoris

Well that explains a lot.

Eh, you’ll find neighborhoods where most or all of the houses share floor plans.

They’re not exactly manufactured on an assembly line but the same architects and contractors will end up doing an entire area, they’ll get a few designs approved and then they can just stamp them out. If your neighborhood is a warren of cul de sacs that’s probably you.

Then there’s the neighborhoods of Sears houses, which were literally ordered from a catalog.