Splash on some 100LL. Eau de Boomer Brain

Who won?

Is anyone else here enough of a 90’s kid to remember the TBS show Dinner and a Movie? The theme song for it just popped into my head. Doot, doo do beans and cornbread doot doo do beans and cornbread.

That’s Another Day In Paradise by Phil Collins.

I first heard the song as a child, on the radio being driven around by my parents. Didn’t really take the verses on board, and the chorus is simply repeats of “Oh, think twice. It’s another day for you and me in paradise.” With that big romantic hook and the warm breezy feel, as a kid I interpreted it as a groom asking his bride to consider extending their tropical honeymoon. I filed it in the same mental folder with Fields Of Gold.

It’s a song about abject poverty, about haves and have nots. Verses are about beggers on the street calling out to the wealthy who pretend not to see them. It lands like a brick.

Reagan used Born in the USA as a campaign song.

Tell mister tally man, I can’t go, I owe six foot, seven foot, eight foot bunch to the company store.

Don’t buy the product. Don’t give them the sale.

Televisions aren’t mandatory, you can do without.

If they’d get off their asses and invent anything, we might. They plagiarized themselves into modernity. If it weren’t for the US they’d be spending the 21st century dying of smallpox by candlelight. Without them we’d recall fewer products for heavy metal contamination.

that a fleet of rotating Starship-class vehicles can’t do better.

Has Starship done…anything yet? They’ve launched like a quintillion of them and none have achieved anything. In the 60’s NASA launched two unmanned test Saturn Vs and then Apollo 8.

For having copied our homework for 80 years?

Jesus I’ve done that with a Galaxy S10e. I have a Pixel 10 Pro XL now. It’s heavier than the nation of Andorra. If I drop it on my face I think it genuinely might cave my skull in.

I think that’s the idea.

Maybe if someone gave him some TP for his bunghole, it wouldn’t have come to this.

Come over to my house, I’ll set you to work pulling the kudzu down out of the trees.

And even lesslier oxygen.

The earliest game I remember hiding loading screens was Wind Waker on the Gamecube. It’s the entire reason the game was set on an ocean, they could load and unload assets between islands while the player is in control sailing.

No, in a world full of legitimate evil this is merely bullshit.

Holy shit a dailymotion link.

Why I will never join a gym. I can do pushups in my living room.

No it couldn’t, because Windows 8.1 was.