If you’re gonna make movies about internet copypasta fan horror, you’ve got to get on it pretty quick before some tweenagers stab each other over it and ruin the fun. Learned that lesson with Slenderman.

All cats, from the mightiest tiger to the tiniest kitten, all run on the same software. They conduct themselves with seriousness and poise.

While engaging in shenanigans such as these.

Mouse figured that out but Switch was a wet blanket.

Pilot G-2. Obviously.

If you look very carefully, there’s four, maybe five pxels between the n in on and the m in my that aren’t a holy shit moment.

Oh now it’s don’t have time/know how? I thought it was “too poor.”

How does she do with brushing?

lol whatever.

Reverse the genders and tell me how women would treat that guy.

Twisty kitty. Probably trying to cool down through all that fluff.

Ah, you were a don’t-stick-your-dick-in-crazy.

So, guys don’t care about a girls income that much. There’s an entire subculture of men that prefers or demands being the sole breadwinner of their families. I’m going to say the word “tradwife” and consider my point made.

Guys will go for an unemployed girl. Pretty and nice will get you a man. Which weren’t you?

Mind you, when I was in college I tutored freshman chemistry for an hour on Wednesdays and made more than $25/week at it; how delusional was your business plan?

I own a Prusa, a MK4S. They could stand to get their shit together a bit. I’m currently running two firmware versions behind because the last two years worth has been fucktrash.

That’s an exceptionally adorable picture. You can just hear the tiny little purr.

I’d like to see them pair a bluetooth headset to a phone.

And none of them are missed.

Dial up had an excuse, it was legitimately slow. A theoretical maximum of 56,000 bits per second, and you never really got that, that theoretical maximum involved on the fly compression and stuff like that. You were lucky to get 32k.

Now that we’re measuring connections in gigabits and can stream 4k video, a website that loads slowly is just badly designed.

Further reason to never do business with anywhere where nationality equals race. Criticize their government, they play the race card.

As much as saying “Hey probably stop genociding Palestinians” is antisemitic.

Honestly? No. Nintendo is entirely too litigant, VW cheated on their emissions, and Samsung appliances are utterly shit.