For some people, having sex is Pure Imagination.
Why is butt-sex such a universally accepted fetish?
Oh, I dunno about “fetish”. I consider it just good old-fashioned fun.
Nuttin wrong with that.

It’s right there, everyone has one, and it feels good if you’re into it. It’s the lowest cost of entry, if you pardon my pun, for deviant sex.
Butts look nice and according to the people who engage in it it feels good. Also only method of entry for gay men.
I could never do it myself, so i’m with you on this issue.
Edit: also allows people to save on condoms i guess (if avoiding pregnancy)
Also saves virginity for jesus
It’s the loophole.
That too, didn’t know how to bring it up
Ah, the Everlasting Knob Gobbler.
Everlasting Knob Slopper
I never thought my life could be
Anything but catastrophe
But suddenly, I begin to see
A bit of good luck for me
'Cause I’ve got a golden ticket
I’ve got a golden twinkle in my eye
And a bit of goo on my thigh
Pass
Augustus Gloop is in the building.
Beck is that you?
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