Oh no. Another reason to not buy a BMW.

Very Angry Gorillas, Various Amused Geriatrics, Etc

The potential danger in the bobsleigh events makes it way more thrilling to watch than anything in the summer olympics.

How else can you have the pleasure of telling Jehovah’s Witnesses to go away when you’re not at home?

And Leominster.

Ah come on, this isn’t even a tough one. Try the local pronunciations of Wymondham or Garboldisham instead.

I always thought curtains was referring to eyebrows.

Still, nice to have a male role model around.

It was just before 5pm here. It’s correct on average.

Bang on schedule!

The one their mother sends them.

Hamster. Like a mouse, but wireless.

*paedophile

A really, really old Save icon.

Or just do the same as the dog walkers in my neighbourhood. Let your dog off the lead and stare at your phone so you can’t see it having a dump. Not your problem!

At this rate you might get to see a couple.

But what if he’s the extrovert?

Gen X getting forgotten again.

They should have done more penetration testing.

Well you’ve got to really. The real story of robbing the poor to line the pockets of the rich doesn’t have the same ring to it.