• givesomefucks@lemmy.world
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    5 days ago

    “I saw them take JD by the shoulders and lift him up like he was a little boy,” the 79-year-old president continued. “I said ‘how come they didn’t lift me up so fast?’ They lifted JD — got ripped out of the chair. That was a view of the week, but they did the job, JD, right? I think so.”

    He thinks because he couldn’t stand up on his own, that no one could have stood up on their own.

    JD understand what was happening and just stood up, trump had to be physically moved because he’s a literal sack of shit at this point .

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      5 days ago

      They tried to pick him up and drag him out but his 300lb cantilevered torso made him fall flat on his face. Did you forget his whole “they told me to go down, I didn’t fall” rant.

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        4 days ago

        Did you forget

        Did you forget how linear time works?

        We’re talking about how fast he stood up, that he fell later is as relevant as him shitting his pants later.

        It’s just not relevant and I don’t understand why you’d think I forgot to mention something unrelated