• Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    6
    ·
    23 hours ago

    I’m paraphrases something I read a while ago but…

    She was born not ugly and had access to a plastic surgeon. Her goal was to likely to marry some rich old schmuck who can’t get it up, then spend the next 10-15 years sitting by fancy private resort pools popping pills, getting drunk, fucking the pool boys until the inevitable divorce and she ends up with a decent payout, rinse repeat. Now, she has to travel for diplomatic shit, stand by the side of someone she loathes for events and photo ops, and has to do the usual “first lady” campaigns…doing more work in the first 6 months than she’s done in her entire life up to that point. To give you an idea of how much effort she puts into it, Michelle Obama’s campaign was Be Better. Hers was Be Best.