• UUUuuuuuh, I am not a programmer (you’re going to say “thank god”), but…

    I sometimes even chain them. You can put yet another ternary operator in the else and keep going. You know, else-if.
    So anyway, I can get ternary operators spanning 2 - 3 lines.
    Oh, I also often have issues thinking of proper loops, so you’d see a few terribly used goto statements.

    Although I do remove ones that are obvious brain fart.
    For example, quite obvious

    void example(bool true_or_false){
        if(true_or_false){
            //code if true
        }
        else{
            //code if false
        }
        //other code
    }
    

    Well, I’ve already had my brain goof up even that once or twice. “How the fuck”, you’re asking?

    void example(bool true_or_false){
        if(true_or_false){
            goto if_true;
        }
        //code if false
        goto end_false_if;
    if_true:
        //code if true
    end_false_if:
        //other code
    }
    

    The brain-fart if-else.