i make the doctor waste his time and watch me put one on my heel every time i have surgery. i’ve got a few jokes to go with (my favorite is that i plan on living forever and no one’s killed me yet. I also like the one about mailing me to my mother in law for one last prank if they fuck up) but like, it’s a good use of… i think this roll was 42 cents a stamp that’s worth a chuckle) but like, we’ve all got our little rituals. And they haven’t killed me yet.
i make the doctor waste his time and watch me put one on my heel every time i have surgery. i’ve got a few jokes to go with (my favorite is that i plan on living forever and no one’s killed me yet. I also like the one about mailing me to my mother in law for one last prank if they fuck up) but like, it’s a good use of… i think this roll was 42 cents a stamp that’s worth a chuckle) but like, we’ve all got our little rituals. And they haven’t killed me yet.