This is valid only if robbery has not been made legal, or better: institutionalised. Finest example is, of course, Ankh-Morpork’s Guild of Thieves.
Some kid was robbed for his necklace here a few months ago, gave it right up, and then was shot and killed anyway.
I don’t have a point. It’s just horrible and an example of why some people do need to be kept out of society.
Or just keep guns out of society…
Haven’t you ever seen Dora the Explora?
I thought it was Dorer the Explora?
No? Dam you got me hah hah, have a good day now
He hates this one weird trick!
“Follow me for more tips on how to get shot for no reason.”
“Motherfucker that was a perfectly valid goddamn reason to shoot you.” - guy robbing you because he wants what you have
This reminds me of the sketch in The Onion Movie where the masked gunman comes into the bank, but he doesn’t want money, he wants a job. So, they give him one. Worth the watch and hopefully this link works to see the full sketch:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uSuyCVaEHMU
Edit: Found the full sketch and fixed link.
Thanks for this hack excited to try it.
In fact, your robber may even be inclined to give you something!
A mug and a signed card to say sorry
“Have you been held at gunpoint without your consent? You may be entitled to cash compensation.”
I’d rather get wrist control.
You have demon wrists too?
