I’m gonna be rich
Ouch my ego. I thought girls enjoyed doing sex stuff.
There’s sex stuff, and then there’s the sticky, fragrant, bitter, salty, hard to wash off remains of sex stuff.
Pineapple!
THIS IS NO TIME FOR PIZZA!!
Oh hell yeah! Pineapple juice becomes water to me whenever i’m on a relationship.
I’ll clean up after myself, if you catch my drift.
Nah, its fine not to like cum. We all don’t need to be cumsluts.
Tho, I am a personal enjoyer of the after effects of sex. Soak me in girl juice.
I’m also very down for vaginal mucus, but semen is different for me (it’s the bitterness and the egg white consistency that makes cleaning up annoying). Do you like your own semen?
Edit: not to sound like nobody likes it. I know two men and one woman who fucking love semen. But everyone else I’ve talked about it with who comes into contact with it… plays up their enjoyment of it to be a good partner.
AI bullshit.
Completely fake.
When AI gets confused by sex terms.
It looks kinda nice. I mean, if it didn’t immediately make you think of squirting semen on someone’s chest.
Make them red and it would look pretty rad
That would be for the goth crowd. Or emos, but I don’t think they’re still around.
We lurk in the shadows and wait for the trend to be popular again.
Agreed, without the context this would kick ass. This is why we can’t have nice things.
It would have worked if it was blood red.
It kinda looks cummy it not just the shape…
/c/theyknew
Design by Mia Khalifa jewelry?
Stolen valor 😑
“We need to be saving money, not buying dogs and members of the Grateful Dead!”
“Hey, man, you told us how you got Mary Jane a pearl necklace.”
“…You entirely missed the point of that story.”
I have missed this somehow and I have a small musical project that’s grateful dead music on instruments and in styles that are completely inappropriate for grateful dead music. Like dixieland jazz. And church music. What movie?
Reminds me of the Liz Truss Day Collar
The fucking what now?
