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Me too

The name is hard to forget

Oh

My

God

Cats really do live interesting lives 😂

Newgrounds still works. They’ve adapted

I would’ve said “Her pupils are so dilated because she parties way harder than you losers ever will”

“OnlyFans paid for this” sticker but on your college degree framed in your office.

In Romania they park cars advertising webcam websites next to high-schools and universities. Absolutely shameless. I don’t think there’s a law against it but I’m sure there will be soon.

😫 Oh god I’ve just submitted my tax return early

I’m so sorry. I swear this never happens

Killer tits

(Sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry)

Sam! Quick! Suck my balls! Trust me, they taste like candy!

Damn, Satan!

I went in to get checked for hemorrhoids when I was like 22 (spoiler alert, I did not have them). There were two college students shadowing the doctor. I was asked if I was ok with them being there. My answer was a firm “No, doctor, I would prefer that these two women my age do not see my butthole today, thank you very much”

My YouTube account is older than Pewdiepie’s account… and that’s my second YouTube account.

I’m not in America either

What a shitty ragebait comment you just wrote. You should be ashamed.

Buy European. Fuck dictatorships. China and America both.

EDIT: MSI is headquartered in Taiwan, btw. I hope that rubs you the wrong way.

EDIT 2: What the fuck did I just reply to? This account has been up for 9 months and this is its only comment

I still can’t believe he was 20 when he recorded that.

Lenovo, you say…?

Its global headquarters are in Beijing, China, and its North American headquarters is in Morrisville, North Carolina, United States;[

Nah… I’ll stick to MSI

Non-consensual colonoscopies

Metaphorically speaking

(They check you all the way up your ass)

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Linux

I only drive acoustic cars. They sound even better