Only mildly related but during COVID I loved the comparison of wearing masks and peeing in proximity to people.
If you’re 1 foot apart, and neither of us is wearing pants, I’ll pee all over you. If neither is wearing pants but we’re 6 feet apart, and the very worst you might get minor splashed on your shoes. If we’re within a foot, and only you are wearing pants, I’ll piss all over your pants. If only I’m wearing pants, I’ll piss myself. If we’re both wearing pants, then it doesn’t matter who pisses their pants it’ll all be contained.
Only mildly related but during COVID I loved the comparison of wearing masks and peeing in proximity to people.
If you’re 1 foot apart, and neither of us is wearing pants, I’ll pee all over you. If neither is wearing pants but we’re 6 feet apart, and the very worst you might get minor splashed on your shoes. If we’re within a foot, and only you are wearing pants, I’ll piss all over your pants. If only I’m wearing pants, I’ll piss myself. If we’re both wearing pants, then it doesn’t matter who pisses their pants it’ll all be contained.