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cm0002@suppo.fi to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 3 days ago

The truth will set you free 🥲

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The truth will set you free 🥲

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cm0002@suppo.fi to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 3 days ago
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  • Anders429@programming.dev
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    She’s sad because she’s realizing he’s just a script kiddy and not a real programmer.

  • endless_nameless@lemmy.world
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    python coders dont deserve love or air

  • Lovable Sidekick@lemmy.world
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    I can change! Let me be your indents!

    • Haaveilija@lemmy.world
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      I need some space

      • SayCyberOnceMore@feddit.uk
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        4 spaces, or 8?

        • Haaveilija@lemmy.world
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          23 hours ago

          MySpace

          • SayCyberOnceMore@feddit.uk
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            Ooh, I forgot about them

            I had an account there yeaaarrrsss ago when it litterally was just online storage, then it languished for a while before becoming a music site.

            Ahhh, how times have changed

        • Lovable Sidekick@lemmy.world
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          Oh, so now we’re keeping score!?

  • glizzyguzzler@piefed.blahaj.zone
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    You can slam semicolons at the ends of lines in Python, interpreter doesn’t care

    P sure you can do multiple lines in one line by slamming semicolons too, though idr for sure and I can’t be arsed to check

    • ZoteTheMighty@lemmy.zip
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      Until my boy black let’s you know about his redecoration ideas.

    • affenlehrer@feddit.org
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      I’ve done it a lot to add

      import pdb; pdb.set_trace()

      • lengau@midwest.social
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        These days though you can just breakpoint()

  • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world
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    Don’t cry, babe – at least I didn’t say Visual Basic.

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      I understand the hatred of VB generally but as a non-programmer (just technically literate and knows enough to be dangerous with a computer) writing VB (in the form of VBA) was extremely accessible and surprisingly intuitive - far more than I ever experienced when dabbling in python, JavaScript and Rust.

      (What I made was unhinged, unholy and should never see the light of day. It made a normally talkative .net programmer go silent in shock yet it is responsible for managing the project resourcing in a big department in the company… But it was quite fun and it does work…)

      • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world
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        My joke comment was based on love! I actually started my professional career with VB (3 no less) and it was an excellent language for what it was good for, mainly building good UIs. Sure, it could be – and was – used to create unearthly horrors, but that’s true of every language and platform.

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      I do not ask your pardon, Master Elrond, for the Black Speech of Mordor Microsoft may yet be heard in every corner of the West!

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    I’m not a fan of python too, so I get her crying.

  • Lovable Sidekick@lemmy.world
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    My memory is foggy - I thought she was the one who broke up with him.

  • HeHoXa@lemmy.zip
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    Our company has seen long and bloody wars fought over the semicolon

    • Lovable Sidekick@lemmy.world
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      I use Javascript a lot - we finally threw off our shackles!

      • HeHoXa@lemmy.zip
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        Hear hear!

        I’m on team, “Who gives a fuck?”

        To some this is blasphemous

  • maxalmonte14@lemmy.world
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    I code in Python.

    Well, that’s depressing.

  • JamonBear@sh.itjust.works
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    Give me some space!

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    What about Godot script?

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    In a different language that uses whitespace:

    proc blank_map*:void =
     mines_placed = 0
     row8 = newseq[uint8](width); game_map = newseq[row8](height)
     row16 = newseq[int16](width); sum_map = newseq[row16](height)
     rowChar = newseq[char](width); state_map = newseq[rowChar](height)
     for h in 0.uint8..<height:
      game_map[h] = row8; sum_map[h] = row16
      state_map[h] = rowChar
    

    I’m allowed to do it, it’s allowed

    (I don’t use it a lot and I’m sure many dislike this because longer lines especially if they have less display width for whatever reason)

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      O, O, OHH burn it.

      In this house we code one line per line.

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        You can fit so many lines in this line

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