• backalleycoyote@lemmy.today
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    3 hours ago

    It’s a variable payout based off your degree of homosexuality (bi-curious/homoflexible/gay af) and will arrive shortly after your Soros protest check.

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        2 hours ago

        Peed at a urinal next to another guy when you could have left a gap; limited gay.

        Nut when the guy in straight porn nuts; minor gay.

        Jacked off to straight porn with the fellas; mediocre gay.

        MMF Eiffel Tower; bi curious.

        MMF with double penetration and your dicks touch; bi.

        Handjob from another dude during an ecstasy fueled evening at Burning Man; kinda gay.

        Balls touched; gay. Gay af. No going back my friend.