The window reflection is funky.
Is this some famous person we are supposed to recognize?
Sex before dinner is the correct order most of the time.
Get way too sleepy when my belly is full!
This is the way.
I settle for a freakin cuddle in the freakin bed
Sometimes sleep is better than an orgasm.
Waking up partner with oral is a joy tho.
Usually what ends up happening in this situation 🤷
Lucky you I guess. For me it’s promise something-> too sleepy, okay we go to bed -> I don’t even get woken at all.
I don’t even get woken at all.
Are you still sleeping?
Never woke at all. Been sleeping for the past couple months.
Hello mr president!
This have happened quite often are we became parents. Our cortisol levels are just too high when we go to bed so we are just crashing, but then after we’ve slept for an hour or so, and one might make the move and wakes the other. It’s actually quite hot, haha.
Let her nap on the way home. She’s got to wake up to go in the house, and a little kiss here and there, a little nibble, a little tickle, and she’ll perk up. Enough.
Why wake up? Just pick her up and carry her to the bed.
This man fucks.
Add somnophilia to the list of freaky things and problem sorted!
Happy Cake Day you little freak.
Basically a rape joke
You can consent to having sex while sleeping.
No, not rape. Rape requires a lack of consent. Somnophilia by definition is explicitly consenting to your partner having sex with you while you’re sleeping.
This can be as little as e.g. waking them up with oral (yes, indeed, oral without consent is still rape! As nice as it sounds to “surprise” them, make sure they’re okay with it first. Having had sex the previous night is NOT consent for any continued sexual activity once they fell asleep!), or going all the way to penetrative sex.
But the most important aspect is, again, communication. You can communicate consent to a future event, and until that event happens, you can withdraw said consent at any time. And most definitely don’t do it with a one night stand. This kind of consent requires a level of trust you build over time.
I mean, it’s consensual if it was added to the list of things the girl promised, no?
My friday and saturday nights… except we dont even go out, its just us settling down in the living room and put on a movie. She gets comfortable and boom out in 10 min. Wakes up 2 hours later says im tired and goes tp bed. Sometimes the next morning things happen, but im really not a morning person so its fine but never as good as night. I also smoke which makes it 1000 times better and thats also only at night which is probably the real reason it’s that much better haha.
