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minus-squareironycanal@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·2 months agoIf, hypothetically, some sort of person who didn’t have a dick and balls were to eat it?
minus-squareqarbone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·2 months agoIt’s expunging 15g of crotchmeat no matter what you do or don’t have, so buckle up.
minus-squareJax@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up11·2 months agoSo, for reference, studies like the sources for this article suggest the average human penis weighs between 70-100 grams. So you’d be growing a micropenis at 15g. Not quite the effusive expulsion you were imagining.
minus-squareironycanal@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoOh. So if someone had a Wait. Penises get erect by engorging with fluid. Do you lose a smaller percentage if you have an erect vs flaccid penis while eating one?
minus-squareqarbone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoYes. And you don’t lose all of it, if you’re particularly well-endowed.
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·2 months agoyou get all the dicksandballses that have fallen off since the last dickandballsless person to eat one
minus-squareironycanal@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 months agoSo this is just a snack for all trans people?
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 months agoYeah, like David Bowie
If, hypothetically, some sort of person who didn’t have a dick and balls were to eat it?
It’s expunging 15g of crotchmeat no matter what you do or don’t have, so buckle up.
So, for reference, studies like the sources for this article suggest the average human penis weighs between 70-100 grams.
So you’d be growing a micropenis at 15g. Not quite the effusive expulsion you were imagining.
Oh. So if someone had a
Wait. Penises get erect by engorging with fluid. Do you lose a smaller percentage if you have an erect vs flaccid penis while eating one?
Yes.
And you don’t lose all of it, if you’re particularly well-endowed.
you get all the dicksandballses that have fallen off since the last dickandballsless person to eat one
So this is just a snack for all trans people?
Yeah, like David Bowie