PSA for the people who apparently need it: When a vagina is happy it drools a lot. One does not usually pee the bed while masturbating, though the option is available.
That’s from the vibrato in your umm… voice
bro this is lemmyshitpost not lemmypisspost c’mon
The plug in mics make you cry more tears
Ummm. That not crying. That’s urinary incontinence.
You are mistaken about the hole the liquid came out of.
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Is it appropriate to say “sorry for your loss” to someone who never had it to begin with?
To be fair, “squirting” is known to be mostly just urine.

One of my partners is a squirter, idk why people get so weirded out about it. Just put some towels down and call it good.
Some people really want to believe that there’s an elusive magical mystery female sex organ that holds a large amount of liquid and just waiting for the perfect moment, I guess. Anything but accept a little pee in their love life I guess… 🫠






