did_you_find_violets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days agohe might be using me to fulfill his younger woman fantasy, but I’m also using him to fulfill my daddy fantasy, so we’re evenlocklemmy.worldimagemessage-square182fedilinkarrow-up1875
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minus-squarerumba@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 day agoHi, I’m calling about your slut warranty…
minus-squareSalamanderwizard@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 day agoIt’s 12 pm. Do you know where your slut is?
minus-squareSalamanderwizard@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 day agoFucking love you. Thank you for making laugh today. It has been hard this month.
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 day agoRight back at you dude. I hope the rest of your month and year go better. Let me know if there’s anything i can do to help (i’m near San Francisco)
minus-squareSalamanderwizard@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 day agoThank you. You saying that is plenty. Knowing stranger cares helps a lot. Plus, you made my partner laugh her ass off, too. You are an awesome opossum.
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 day agoi mean we’ve both been on the fediverse a while, we’re not that much strangers anymore :3
minus-squareSalamanderwizard@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 day agoThat’s true. Now I feel welcomed lol. You are just a ball of good vibes.
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·24 hours agoI’m a musician. It’s my job :3
Hi, I’m calling about your slut warranty…
It’s 12 pm. Do you know where your slut is?
Fucking love you. Thank you for making laugh today. It has been hard this month.
Right back at you dude. I hope the rest of your month and year go better. Let me know if there’s anything i can do to help (i’m near San Francisco)
Thank you. You saying that is plenty. Knowing stranger cares helps a lot. Plus, you made my partner laugh her ass off, too. You are an awesome opossum.
i mean we’ve both been on the fediverse a while, we’re not that much strangers anymore :3
That’s true. Now I feel welcomed lol. You are just a ball of good vibes.
I’m a musician. It’s my job :3