• baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de
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    6 hours ago

    last night i dreamt i had a billionaire grandpa who could easily solve my problems. one problem that took over most of the dream was that flossing my teeth was gross and annoying, so he invested into the development of some weird kinda mouthwash that just burns away all the placque and bacteria and food residue inside your mouth but keeps your teeth and gums intact. there was also something like pokemon, but I don’t remember very well.