How am i not surprised its violet
Sorry honey, shower is broken, I’m gonna have to lick you clean after your workout instead 😂

you’re one of kind, I really hope I find my violet
Don’t we all
I mean… Not exactly 1 of a kind, if I’m being totally honest…
To be the one to call you owner
You could be my new sperm donor
As you lift your shirt, I’m closer
Grab me by the maw into your arm
Pits, pits, pits, pits!
I’m imagining “Pits” like a really dirty death metal breakdown
PITS PITS PITS PITS
PITS PITS PITS PITS
PITS PITS PITS PITS
PITS PITS PITS PITS
SWEATY PITS OF DOOM
Um… roll the tape back. I want to do more of those dubbadubba-doh-dees. I like those little guys…
I’m like you but it’s sweaty, smelly and stinky women!
Me, a bisexual:

Don’t even have an AC 😬
And showering doesn’t help for long with being sweaty, sticky and stinky 😭
I live in the shower at this point. I’ve showered 5 times today. Not even touching my workstation since it generates heat
Today is better with currently about 24°C.
Noe, if only my flat would also cool down below 30°C…





