I really did too

I know the one you’re talking about. Can’t find the video, but it’s one of the ones of the kiwi dude who reads Tumblr posts. Great concept, honestly

I won’t have enough money to order one for another 2 or 3 weeks at least, potentially 2 months from now. Any idea if they’ll have them at that point, or is this a limited time thing? I’m not the most up to date with these things, but I have decided I want one for when I dock the deck

Ignoring the obvious conversation about downs, a story:

A friend of mine when we were roughly 20ish had a pregnant dog, and needed to go out of town. Asked me to watch the dog in case she had the puppies. I agreed. She then became very serious about complications in labor, and I told her not to worry, I had the vet’s number, and dog’s generally have an easier time of it than people. She kept going on about making sure she would be alright, and after listening to her for several minutes, it became clear she did not understand what would be happening, and was concerned there was a chance one of the babies would get stuck in the dog’s butt. Because she genuinely thought sometimes babies can come out the butt if they get lost in there.

My best friend has two cats, a tortie naked Broccoli, and a orange tabby named cheddar. Haha

Honestly, I read about it a bit. I’m not entirely against it. My mom was born 61, and there was a pretty clear difference in her and her age peers than her older sisters, all 10+ years older than her. For instance, she was an avid progressive, as with most of the people her age she associated with, the older siblings (except her gay brother) are all trump supporters. I don’t know per se that that’s generational, exactly. But I could see wanting to distance yourself from certain aspects of boomers

Nah, you’re misunderstanding it. Probably a regional accent that’s confusing you. It’s “liberty and justice for oil”

Change the name of what to Jones?

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That looks right! Thanks!

Wow! She is almost identical to a cat I had many years ago named Buffy.

Any idea what breed this is? Buffy was a stray

A few weeks ago my boyfriend was chased across the parking lot of his apartment complex by a goose. He took refuge on a bench by the pond.

At which point the gator living in that pond started coming through the water in his direction. He stood up, ripples stop, gator stops. Sits back down, gator starts coming again. Stands up, it stops. Sits down, gator is a-comin’. He left at that point.

I am convinced the gator and the goose were in cahoots, and the goose was promised safety in exchange for a sacrifice

How about we make a dedicated horny meme community? Not porn or whatever, just funny+horny+meme. I doubt slrpnk would want it, but one of y’all on a server that would allow it could do it

My mom’s name was Tina, and she would have found this absolutely hilarious

The jar video never traumatized me. Disgusted me, sure. Never traumatized me.

But death of a favored character in a fantasy novel? Never recovered. I still occasionally have moments where I feel like crying over the death of a particular character.

Oh, I’m not active like that anymore. I’m much too old, fat, and ugly to spontaneously pull 12 random strippers at closing time on Key West now. Hahaha

But honestly, things are much easier and simpler now. I like the monogamy thing nowadays

Remember, people, the economy depends on you. It is important to be responsible, and to #ActYourWage

Not familiar with the name, so I googled. I knew Stacy’s Mom, but not his name. He also wrote just about every one of my favorite songs from the show! Such a shame he passed so young

Aw, damn. I’m sorry to hear that. Stay safe out there, friend <3

It’s one of my favorites. Took me forever to give it a shot. I didn’t think a musical to stand up to multiple episodes, much less seasons, but it’s good. First Penis I Ever Saw absolutely slaps. Anything from Paula, really