Have you been on Grindr? Nothing but bottoms. There totally is a shortage of dick lol

Well, one, because the flyer looks like a joke/spoof, and it’s using an image with the Shutterstock watermark in it. I thought it was a joke because it looks like a joke.

And two, because as someone with danglies, it’s hard to imagine wanting to be kicked in the danglies. Lol

Holy shit, I did not realize this was real

Iirc, it began that way, but it’s used now as like a softened ellipses.

Too cool! Thank you!

Partionless urinals are the Pinnacle of urinal experience. They are the only acceptable urinal design, short of two urinals that are completely transparent, and standing back to back so you can lock eyes with the other pisser before staring at their cock and stream.

Competition is good for society, and encouraging men to piss as hard as possible to beat the other pissers in a literal pissing contest can only improve us as a nation, as a culture, as a people, as a world!

Yeah, I was lost lol

Have… Have y’all considered not marrying partners that you don’t share interests with? Like, I know I’m an edge case in that I’m 35, gay, and have never had a live in partner, but it’s really not that scary being single until you find someone you actually enjoy being with. Either it’ll happen or it won’t, but I’d rather be single and able to enjoy my hobbies and passions than be with someone who shares none of them.

Fundamentally disagree. Look at how often people use emoji, AlTerNaTiNg CaSe, and other tricks to convey meaning online (and mainly from their phones). English is not losing complexity, it’s not being dumbed down, or becoming simpler because people are typing on a touch screen. It’s evolving in real time because the methods of communication are evolving. 300 years ago we capitalized nouns in English for emphasis on important nouns, some people capitalized all nouns like in German, we used punctuation quite differently. Before that, we used these big, chunky symbols to indent our lines and make them more readable (and then we got rid of the symbols, but kept the indents, and that’s why we indent the first line of a paragraph). We used to use 3 little stars (an asterism) to break paragraphs apart. Emoji, alternating case, ellipses made of commas, weird punctuation uses, capitalization forgone to convey a flat tone, periods missed at the end of a sentence to give it a friendlier tone, all of these things are living, real grammar rules. They’re just not the same ones as in the text books. Much like how AAVE is not taught in schools as correct or proper English, but it has its own grammar rules that are consistent among its users, the way people type now is fairly consistent, and follows a series of rules that have been agreed upon in the same way that any language agrees upon its rules.

English got frozen in time because of the printing press, and we all just assumed it had been the way it was for so long that that’s the way it was, English was set. But languages are constantly evolving, and there’s really no such thing as a correct way to write a living language. There is only the way we currently write it, which is constantly changing. Normally that change is fairly slow, but we with virtually every other aspect of humanity, the computer, the Internet, the smartphone, and other rapid technological changes increases the speed at which we adopt new cultural norms exponentially.

It’s also worth noting that we write more now that we ever have before. In the past, you may occasionally write letters, jot something down on a postcard or a birthday card, have a weekly shopping list, or a note from a phone call, but apart from secretaries taking short hand, stenographers, and other specialized careers involving writing specifically, the average person did not write anywhere near as much as the average millennial or Gen z, who may communicate exclusively through text, email, discord, whatever, with their friends on a daily basis. With more writing, it follows that the language will evolve faster. A short lived species will often demonstrate more mutation and variation than a longer lived species. There are just more generations to work with. Every email, every Facebook post, every text message is a potential for a random mutation in the language, and without the strict confines of previous generations telling us that something must be written in a certain way, because the primary purpose of writing in the past was much more professional and academic, much less casual, those mutations are given a chance to survive and to flourish.

Yeah, sometimes it is genuinely hard for me to read posts made by younger Gen z or Gen alpha, and it is especially hard to read posts that are trying to mimic the gen z/alpha posts but from older generations, but I am legitimately excited to see how English evolves without the confines or academic interference. I can almost imagine a high/low English split coming, and that’s exciting.

How do I type shavian? Is there an android keyboard? That’s so cool. I’ve read about it, but never actually considered if it was typeable realistically.

Iirc, there’s a church (I think in Italy, but I may be completely wrong, and I’m far too lazy to Google it right now), where the priest blessed the pipe that carries the water, and the church has a spigot outside for adherents to come to and get holy water whenever they want it.

I may be about to move to a town near the border, and I fully plan on visiting Mexico as frequently as I can. It’s one of the things I’m most excited about about moving there.

I will 100% be getting a second cheap phone, and only taking that when I cross the border.

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I dreamt once that I had a random Grindr hookup, and he showed me a brand new third hole that everyone has but nobody knows about, and then he proceeded to break that hole like he was trying to break my spine (hole was on the lower back)

The only inaccurate part of this is thinking a Marine is using Linux. Been around service members my whole life. Marines use windows, air Force folks use Mac, and army soldiers end up on Linux. Lol

Fun fact: kudzu is edible! And if you fry the leaves and salt them, they’re like the best potato chips ever! Basically the whole plant is edible except for seed/seedpods. Obviously, do you own research, make sure it’s actually kudzu, etc. But if it, it’s delicious

That’s a common blue footed Shinigami, there should be a bird journal somewhere near it. Try writing the names of your favorite conservative politicians in it!

The next time my best friend calls me a slut (fairly common occurrence), I’ll be informing him that I am Public Domain.

As a hippy dippy new ager, this is absolutely frickin hilarious

If you’re sticking your dick through a hole in a wall to have someone who have never seen, heard, or interacted with suck it anonymously, then I don’t really think you get to be upset about the gender, gender identity, or orientation of the person on the other side. The whole thrill is that you don’t know them…