The only inaccurate part of this is thinking a Marine is using Linux. Been around service members my whole life. Marines use windows, air Force folks use Mac, and army soldiers end up on Linux. Lol

Fun fact: kudzu is edible! And if you fry the leaves and salt them, they’re like the best potato chips ever! Basically the whole plant is edible except for seed/seedpods. Obviously, do you own research, make sure it’s actually kudzu, etc. But if it, it’s delicious

That’s a common blue footed Shinigami, there should be a bird journal somewhere near it. Try writing the names of your favorite conservative politicians in it!

The next time my best friend calls me a slut (fairly common occurrence), I’ll be informing him that I am Public Domain.

As a hippy dippy new ager, this is absolutely frickin hilarious

If you’re sticking your dick through a hole in a wall to have someone who have never seen, heard, or interacted with suck it anonymously, then I don’t really think you get to be upset about the gender, gender identity, or orientation of the person on the other side. The whole thrill is that you don’t know them…

Indian place I used to live near had a similar system. Each time, I ask for Indian hot. They confirm. What they bring is not Indian hot. They ask about it, I tell them “this is really good, but next time, I’d like hotter”

This goes on for freaking forever before he finally makes a dish that’s genuinely hot, and it’s great, but I can do more. Lol. The next time I come in, I tell them hotter than last time, and he says he’ll make it like he does for his own mom.

Lit me up. It was really good. Not too hot for me, but hot enough that I’m pushing my limits. He asks after the meal, and I tell him it was hot enough. He says “good. I won’t make any hotter! That’s hot enough!” Haha

Yup. Boom. Done. No pain. To sleep, perchance to dream

Straight up, right in the apricot

Those poor, lovely ladybugs

It is the Pinnacle of weird porn. Enough so that I, someone with a super high tolerance for weird, had to be really careful not to look at thumbnails

Franklin strikes me as a ThisVid type of guy. There’s fucking weird stuff on there, and he’d be so fucking into it

“Y’all” spelled “ya’ll” bugs the shit out of me. It’s my “I’m a descriptivist until…” Moment.

But “we … For y’all people” absolutely is how they’d say it where I’m from. The quotes around the word read to me like they’re shaming them (which, honestly, in the South, I’m sure I’m sure they are), but the sentence structure itself is perfectly in line with how it’s normally spoken in my experience.

Man, don’t get my hopes up like that!

That

I gots the moobs. B cup would be an improvement

The king of the hill reboot has really broken with the old format, but I like what they’re doing

Just shaved yesterday, and the scratchy itchy has begun. Good timing, OP, now take it back!

I mean… Not exactly 1 of a kind, if I’m being totally honest…

I would participate in D&D&O for the fun of it, but I would watch Brennan DM an orgy for entirely nonerotic reasons. I think it would just make excellent content. Lol