I would pay a large sum of money I do not have to watch Brennan DM an orgy

D&D&O (dungeons and dragons and orgies) sounds fucking amazing.

I’ll be needing this card once I become a dad

I’m willing to have my mind changed here. But in my view, the Democrats come to the table with their negotiation, and then negotiate down until they get absolutely fuck all, a la the ACA

Yes.

Also, straight up? Tops like flamingo there are always the freaking best, I don’t know why

Oh, man, he was down for like a solid minute, eyes watering, nose running (with multiple substances), hacking and coughing. It was fucking hilarious once I knew he was okay, and he laughs about it now lol

It’s one of my favorite sex stories. It was so fucking funny. It was his first time with a guy, and he fucking lost it

I once said ‘no homo’ while getting a blowjob from a dude, right as I was finishing.

Ever seen milk shoot outta someone’s nose when they laugh?

They need to bring back doggerland. The Brits just love dogging…

So you should all know that I founding a new church!

The Church of the Clean Bill of Health!

Got a clean bill of health? You’re welcome at my church!

I completely agree with you, in theory. However, he is claiming to be fit for duty in the highest office in the most powerful nation on earth (or at the very least still top 5), and his entire persona is strongman. People need to understand he is not some mythical, deific figure, and that he is an old man, who is not in control of his mind or body.

That said, as the child of a disabled woman that I would gladly have killed or died for, I understand what you’re saying, and I agree. There’s a balance to be struck, and this probably isn’t it.

Oh that’s so fucking clever. I kept looking for the third error and after a good 15 seconds it hit me. That’s delightful.

I am working on a TTRPG setting (probably going to use open legend rules). It’s a sci Fi setting with many different planets. One of them is definitely going to get miniature dragons that act like seagulls now. Fucking love it

We all know what it looks like, but what is it actually? Like, what is this from?

Baked Mac and cheese is the only Mac and cheese. I miss my mom’s so fucking much it’s crazy. I can make it, but nobody made it like her.

It also seems like each time it’s reposted there’s more black bar above, and less visible face, but I could be imagining it

Until we find out if the cat has found him, he is Schrodinger’s Schrodinger.

I’m so genuinely considering it

… I know a sub… I have a ball gag… A few alterations could be made… I could do this. I shouldn’t. I totally shouldn’t. … I really, really shouldn’t…

Ask y’all’s mom!

I’m sorry. I’ll see myself out.