I gots the moobs. B cup would be an improvement

The king of the hill reboot has really broken with the old format, but I like what they’re doing

Just shaved yesterday, and the scratchy itchy has begun. Good timing, OP, now take it back!

I mean… Not exactly 1 of a kind, if I’m being totally honest…

I would participate in D&D&O for the fun of it, but I would watch Brennan DM an orgy for entirely nonerotic reasons. I think it would just make excellent content. Lol

It does not, generally. It’s actually so fucking hot it’s crazy when I can feel the top’s balls slap-slap-slapping against me. It doesn’t hurt any more than it does if you’re topping and your balls are slapping against the other person.

I would pay a large sum of money I do not have to watch Brennan DM an orgy

D&D&O (dungeons and dragons and orgies) sounds fucking amazing.

I’ll be needing this card once I become a dad

I’m willing to have my mind changed here. But in my view, the Democrats come to the table with their negotiation, and then negotiate down until they get absolutely fuck all, a la the ACA

Yes.

Also, straight up? Tops like flamingo there are always the freaking best, I don’t know why

Oh, man, he was down for like a solid minute, eyes watering, nose running (with multiple substances), hacking and coughing. It was fucking hilarious once I knew he was okay, and he laughs about it now lol

It’s one of my favorite sex stories. It was so fucking funny. It was his first time with a guy, and he fucking lost it

I once said ‘no homo’ while getting a blowjob from a dude, right as I was finishing.

Ever seen milk shoot outta someone’s nose when they laugh?

They need to bring back doggerland. The Brits just love dogging…

So you should all know that I founding a new church!

The Church of the Clean Bill of Health!

Got a clean bill of health? You’re welcome at my church!

I completely agree with you, in theory. However, he is claiming to be fit for duty in the highest office in the most powerful nation on earth (or at the very least still top 5), and his entire persona is strongman. People need to understand he is not some mythical, deific figure, and that he is an old man, who is not in control of his mind or body.

That said, as the child of a disabled woman that I would gladly have killed or died for, I understand what you’re saying, and I agree. There’s a balance to be struck, and this probably isn’t it.

Oh that’s so fucking clever. I kept looking for the third error and after a good 15 seconds it hit me. That’s delightful.

I am working on a TTRPG setting (probably going to use open legend rules). It’s a sci Fi setting with many different planets. One of them is definitely going to get miniature dragons that act like seagulls now. Fucking love it

We all know what it looks like, but what is it actually? Like, what is this from?