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64bithero@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago

This joke just clicked for me

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This joke just clicked for me

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64bithero@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago
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    What would the hourglass look like?

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      The sun.

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        Most likely. Bit boring though.

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      candle burning down? with nails or something in it that fall out into a metal plate to PING the time

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      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water_clock

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        Not even remotely old enough.

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      A sundial

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        World’s oldest known sundial is 1500 BC

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          Well in its basic form it’s a literal stick in the ground, you aren’t gonna get anything more ancient than that.

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            if you can’t read the hours you could just look at the sky.

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              I guess, but sun on its own doesn’t really fit the definition of a tool

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