Russian Foreign Ministry spokeswoman Maria Zakharova claims NATO is preparing to develop weapons together with Ukraine capable of targeting Russian air bases, including those deep inside the country.
  • GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    26 days ago

    Zelensky: “hey Vlad. Wanna negotiate?”

    Putin: “nah, lol!”

    KABOOM!

    Z: “wanna negotiate now?”

    P: “fuck off.”

    KABOOM!!!

    Z: “how 'bout now…?”

    P: “ffs… NO.”

    KABOOM!!1!1

    Z: “and now…?”

    P: “Fuckin’ NATO.”