That truly is world news. For the irony alone.

lol

“Learn from my mistakes” advice is some of the advice of all time

Russia said WHAT?

Ok, did someone smash my dome with a hammer before i got out of bed this morning‽

Is it Opposite Day in Bikini Bottom?!?

Am i gonna scroll further down in my feed to find that Stephen Miller willingly hopped into a woodchipper because he finally realized the only good he’ll ever do in the world is as fertilizer? Here’s to hope!

The Diplomacy-120 Short-Range Ballistic Missile.