They are the original boat people
Https is actually the sound you make just before you sneeze, but then the sneeze goes away. :// is an emoji of the face you make
In Australia summer is so hot you can get sunburn at night.
Sorry for the microagression.
“What’s up livers?!”
Is it armour piercing?
How about a nice rib eye? Careful when you cut into it though
Or sizzling Szechuan noodles


You could DDOS a person by having 1 million people each send them $1000


If all it needs to do is basic network fracking and cross-platform polymorphism, it’s reasonable to think that a local AI could propagate on a vulnerable network. It might not be lightning fast, it only needs to be persistent in finding vulns in a local network and exploiting them.


My name’s Mantis Toboggan, and my phone number is 8647 6767


This is sleeping on hard mode, when burglars break in, you have to fight them in naked with slippy socks
Tree trimming, welding, and camper van conversions for me, when it becomes necessary
The dream
You’re saying I need to shoot down a plane to get it’s tasty, tasty charging cables?
I kinda already had serious psychological harm TBH