Laptops like a bit of foreplay
Laptops like a bit of foreplay


Rapey skunk
But enough about the US president…
I remember when the only censored thing was the final stages of a bonsai kitten.
The Muppet Merchant Of Venice
“Step outta the thread please sir…”

The authors shameless self insert, tho…


Roadkill gangbang it is then
And if you want actual tea, you ask for a ‘cuppa’
Apparently some Australian families refer to the midday meal as “dinner” instead of “lunch” which I only learned after hesitantly sitting down for “dinner” at 1pm.


You don’t realise how widely people can have conversations til you visit the grocery store. Wide. Conversations.


Why no Plan9? Are you even an OS enthusiast?
Chat are we cooked fr?
I take the stick and use it to rob the guy with the rock.
“People see what they want to see”
Whoa crazy I was just watching this scene on my Emby as I scrolled past this post.
I like to ask Linux people “Would you recommend Arch for a newbie?” Not because I have any intention of using Arch, but their answer to that question helps me judge the quality of their advice going forward.