Who amongst us hasn’t woken up hangry and done some light genociding before breakfast
Who amongst us hasn’t woken up hangry and done some light genociding before breakfast


Sriracha nasal spray


*landlords garden
For a limited time only, Rockstar will honour you with an instant 5-star wanted level IRL if you headshot the CEO of Flock Safety.
As a citizen of Denmark, I’m unfortunately not eligible.
You’re not my supervisor!
Like a streamer who ragequits 90 seconds into his first game because he’s not immediately goated at it


Violence is not the answer. Violence is the question. The answer is “Yes”
Trolls are an important part of the social ecosystem
You know what doesn’t get bigger when you shake it?
Babies.
Grams-only recipe or no deal. Liquids, dry ingredient, all in grams.
Except eggs, they get a pass.
Go to casino and put it all on black.
No, red.
No, no, black! Yeah, black…


You must consider, the info here isn’t random, it’s legally required by the FDA or state regulator. They have to follow the guidelines for packaging labelling requirements precisely. When the serving size is very small, the numbers are misleading. But some manufacturers also use ridiculous serving sizes to fudge the numbers.
Thats why in Australia, they are required to publish two or three columns of data. Per Serving (which can be skipped if the item is clearly just one serving), per 100g (even if the whole thing is less than 100g net, it makes figureing out percentages easier) and sometimes per whole package.
I’m not going to eat 12 seperate portions over several days from this bag of chips just because it says that many on the bag. I know this. The manufacturer knows this. The regulator knows this. We all know I’m hoovering that bag clean in 20 minutes. So the manufacturer is forced to give me a number that is easily mathable so I can’t hide the damage, even from myself.


Thirdlings


Sub-reddit?
That’s a hard thing to swallow
“Here’s ads, misleading ai slop we generated from stolen content, and forty links to AI generated content that’s probably even worse. You might find something human on page 7 of the results. Oops it’s a dead link lmao.”
I’m sober now, I don’t smoke, I avoid sugar and only drink two coffees a day. Now I can’t even enjoy the internet. Just a whole lotta nothing to take the edge off
🤷
Shartpost
Imagine the fucking train network we could have had!