Even the fellas tarring the roof of Shawshank prison got two beers each.

The worker units of the species are motivated by imaginary numbers to an extent. However, these imaginary numbers are increasingly traded for sustenance. Thus perhapswe can provide sustenance directly!

The ‘against’ ribbon is orange. The ‘For’ ribbon is black and blue.

“Remember when the American empire collapsed? This is a piece of actual rubble from it!”

The rope leads straight into a fresh pile of boulders.

Sure, this is my profile: https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197997169822 I think my steam username is Guy Montag

Damn, neither can I, and I’ve tried.

Guess it will just live in my lab as a thermal camera and microscope 🤷

Freelance abortionist. I’ll dunk any kid below the 12th trimester.

Did you use a custom ROM on the Ulefone? If so, which one?

Can I login with Pornhub?

Ah… The phone in question is not the black thing in the foreground. It’s the silver thing with the gold button at the rear right. They are chonky, and yet still surprisingly heavy.

I have a Ulefone Armour 27T pro and it’s really good except for the preindtalled bloatware and that fucking duraspeed thing which, even when disabled and uninstalled via adb, still seems to fuck up my WhatsApp and textra notifications. It’s so infuriating that I don’t use it as my everyday phone anymore. Very disappointed

The battery life on Ulefone devices is one thing they don’t actually skimp on. I have one and it will go days without a charge. Performs as advertised. And switched off, left in a drawer for 6 months, it didn’t drop a single percentage of battery charge.

I wish I had some steam friends so this meme would be relatable

hide your devices in a faraday cage X

Drive around with a machine with 20k reprogrammable-MAC bluetooth radios that randomize the MAC address every 10 seconds ✓

This seagull is gonna teach his kids bout you

Asbestos really seemed like a miracle material. Its so easy to pull out of the ground and process into anything from tiles to fabric to brake disks. It’s abundant, cheap, and easy to mine. In a world where it seemed everything was always catching on fire, asbestos was magically fireproof. It was saving houses and children and housewives from going up in flames if they got too near a stove or fireplace. It was revolutionising industry, making workplaces safer and more efficient. I really don’t blame anyone for using it everywhere in those early years.

But greed took over after asbestos products flooded the market and the major health hazards became apparent. The corpos and the govts were too greedy and scared to admit it was dangerous, because that would mean choosing to dismantle a billions-dollar value strong industry and start recalling everything.

Followed by Gimmie A Minute, Geez!

They always seem to want to do something to my butt.

The truth emerges. It’s not gender, it’s the volume that matters.