Oh great, our first fight already?

I’ll just get a license from the gettin’ place like I always have.

Why couldn’t it have been heroin

Listened to this while doing the weeding in the veggie patch the other day:

https://youtu.be/YyxSr5euSD8

Now’s the time, brother!

It’s actually travelling at 6280 x the speed of light 😬

Can’t find the manual for my girlfriend or her kids.

In french, or German?

I actually just thought it was calling someone extra naive. Like when someone says something naive, and you go “Oh hon…” Or “Oh my sweet summer child…”

Ironically, that’s kind of where I find myself now.

Oof that’s way worse than I thought

What’s a Gigahon?

The vital essence

I was going to create it, but, you know…

Someone geolocate this so we can go and fix it!

It’s almost humanlike

Maybe. Or maybe his butt will just be sore for a couple of days.

Oh fuck yeah spread that meniscus

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Earth in about 80 years when runaway heating deletes us all and makes Venus 2: Anthropogenic Boogaloo

No sympathy for landlords.