LibreTechni.ca
  • Communities
  • Create Post
  • Create Community
  • heart
    Support Lemmy
  • search
    Search
  • Login
  • Sign Up
Agent641@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 21 hours ago

I got your 6-7 right here, kids!

lemmy.world

message-square
54
fedilink
400

I got your 6-7 right here, kids!

lemmy.world

Agent641@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 21 hours ago
message-square
54
fedilink
  • red_tomato@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    84
    ·
    edit-2
    19 hours ago

    God: is all loving

    Creates an extinction event because he’s in bad mood

    • AeronMelon@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      4
      ·
      4 hours ago

      “But he loves you.”

    • CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      3
      ·
      9 hours ago

      Haven’t you ever played the sims?

    • mojofrododojo@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      39
      ·
      18 hours ago

      “AH CRAP, FUCKED THIS WHOLE RUN UP, TIME TO RESTART THE SIM. FUUUUUUU”

      • Bakkoda@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        6
        ·
        11 hours ago

        He’s still refining his prompts

      • Brickhead92@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        19
        ·
        16 hours ago

        Except we’re stuck in the one more turn endgame and things are getting weird

        • youmaynotknow@lemmy.zip
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          6
          ·
          11 hours ago

          “Getting”?

    • root@lemmy.wtf
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      1
      ·
      10 hours ago

      “bad mood”

      Genesis 6:5 Then God, seeing that the wickedness of men was great upon the earth and that every thought of their heart was intent upon evil at all times,

      • Nouvellalia@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        8
        ·
        9 hours ago

        Also god ‘hell yeah chosen people, go murder them rats with no concern, strip down their girls and fuck em in the pussy holes!’

        Only the shittiest of carpenters blames the tools he made himself, for his own embarrassment.

      • red_tomato@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        5
        ·
        9 hours ago

        Flooding the earth was the best he could come up with? He’s supposed to be all knowing and all powerful. He could’ve worked something out without resorting to genocide.

    • Agent641@lemmy.worldOP
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      15
      ·
      19 hours ago

      Who amongst us hasn’t woken up hangry and done some light genociding before breakfast

      • NaibofTabr@infosec.pub
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        9
        ·
        17 hours ago

        • wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          6
          ·
          12 hours ago

          You could have easily cropped out the snickers part. Corpo plugs aren’t really welcome here.

          • NaibofTabr@infosec.pub
            link
            fedilink
            English
            arrow-up
            3
            ·
            8 hours ago

            crop the snickers part, you got it

            • ruplicant@sh.itjust.works
              link
              fedilink
              arrow-up
              1
              ·
              46 minutes ago

              oh we’ve got an edgy one here

        • Mac@mander.xyz
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          7
          ·
          13 hours ago

          no ads pls
          ty

          • NaibofTabr@infosec.pub
            link
            fedilink
            English
            arrow-up
            6
            ·
            8 hours ago

      • Diplomjodler@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        3
        ·
        18 hours ago

        Those flies totally had it coming!

    • macniel@feddit.org
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      9
      ·
      18 hours ago

      Except to Job, he for whatever reason hated that guy and loved to torment him.

      • workerONE@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        19
        ·
        18 hours ago

        A lot of people have jobs they hate

        • jdr@lemmy.ml
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          6
          ·
          18 hours ago

          God predicted capitalism

Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world

lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

Subscribe from Remote Instance

Create a post
You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: !lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful

Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

…


2. No Illegal Content

Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

…


3. No Spam

Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

…


4. No Porn/Explicit

Content


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

…


5. No Enciting Harassment,

Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

…


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

…

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

Visibility: Public
globe

This community can be federated to other instances and be posted/commented in by their users.

  • 3.67K users / day
  • 8.9K users / week
  • 14.8K users / month
  • 27.6K users / 6 months
  • 2 local subscribers
  • 41.4K subscribers
  • 15.8K Posts
  • 246K Comments
  • Modlog
  • mods:
  • Aer@lemmy.world
  • WiildFiire@lemmy.world
  • Decoy321@lemmy.world
  • The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website
  • Flying Squid@lemmy.world
  • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world
  • BE: 0.19.5
  • Modlog
  • Instances
  • Docs
  • Code
  • join-lemmy.org