Sorry but this got me thinking about a punk rock song in Québécois from when I was was much younger.

Vulgaires Machins - Pop-corn

Between my teeth there is a piece

Of popcorn that is stuck

I don’t know what to do

It’s the fourth toothpick that I destroy

The third time that I vomit

I’m going straight to hell

All my friends are turned at me

Even the police is here

Security perimeter

It’s chaos

Meanwhile outside

Wondering what is going on inside

My fans are hailing me

Please no pictures