Manager: We (meaning you) need to do task A. How long will it take?

Me: Task A will take X days to do.

Manager: That seems awful long.

Me: How long do you think it should take?

Manager: It surely could not take any longer than Y days.

Me: Ok, it seems you have an answer to your question then.

Later:

Manager: It’s been Y days, why isn’t task A done yet?

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    I don’t work in programming (helicopter maintenance/repair), but my boss goes one step further.

    Boss: How long until it’s ready for a test flight?

    Me: I’d say…

    Boss: Wait. Give me an honest number, don’t add buffer time. I’m already going to double whatever you say to tell District.

    Me: Oh, okay, with paperwork and ops checks, 3 hours is feasible, as long as we don’t encounter any other issues.

    Boss: roger, six hours, sounds good.