Here’s my “black coffee” this morning.
Double infuriating: everytime I tell people that “baristas” and coffee people can’t comprehend the concept of black coffee, I get back talk. Here’s the first coffee I’ve ordered in 10 years because of this persistent problem, guess what, they lived up to the complaint… they can’t formulate the concept of black coffee in their own mind.
You’re literally just lying.
It’s literally a latte machine and the one I work at only has buttons for the size of the drink you’re making and the on/off switch. It mixes steamed milk into the coffee. That’s what a latte is.