Hey I mean…
I think Itch.io at least deserves to be another goofy little goober in the corner.
I love occasionally playing little web games on itch, it can be so damn nice
itch.io is more of the joyjak in the corner than gog is
My only favorite monopoly.
Gog should just be sitting in the corner, drinking tea and reading a book, or something equally non-chalant.
Gog is in the bottom corner playing with his toy already
or looking over it’s shoulder in utter horror…
Missing the part where Steam getting shot by the payment processors
Don’t forget GOG flipping them the bird for it
Also the nazi symbol email thing.
Yeah, it’s almost like when a business gets large enough that it’s not run by a small team, they lose the personal and human touch that made people like them in the first place.
Perfect summary
Lol, I’m not sure why but all those cartoon dudea shooting themselves ins succession gave me the chuckles.
Reminds me of the little stick figure wars we’d draw instead of paying attention in math class (on gods I don’t need to review subtraction for another month, I get how it works)
