… well now I have to try that, just to see how much I hate it or not, hahaha!

Does sound like that would basically taste like being violently kicked in the face.

Huh.

I’ve not seen that. Everywhere I’ve been, its the little mini pallettes of… 10 or 12 or something.

Oh, humans can have basically one bone.

They are horrible and agonizing conditions, perhaps similar to being slowly partially or totally mummified by your own body.

Ankylosing Spondylitis, Pfeiffer Syndrome, Klippel-Feil Syndrome, etc.

Imagine your bones all fusing together. You can’t bend, or maybe walk, move your jaw, or maybe even breathe.

Oh so good, you weren’t dead, contrary to earlier rumors.

I suspected you were just having perhaps a bit too much fun in… some where in south east asia, right?

Actually no, never tried it.

I’ve only heard it is notoriously awful.

Agreed, peaked at 7.

And its been literally all downhill from there.

I actually could not believe what was happening, when they rolled out 8 on us.

“We’ve removed… the windows… from Windows.”

Saying that outloud made my boss very angry.

We spent a month pleading to let us go back to 7, to use some kind of standard, non tablet UI.

For a month they told is that didn’t exist in 8, the UI was all totally new and redesigned from the ground up, and no we can’t go back to 7.

But, they were lying, of course. There was a sequence you could do to override the new UI that had indeed been slapdashed over 7’s UI, to go back to 7’s UI.

(Where 7’s UI is modified XP UI, which is modified 98 UI… etc)

We figured it out, they’d patch it to not work, some other email chain would figure out some other override, they’d patch that out.

After about a month of that they actually admitted that the 7 UI was indeed still there and was not just some kind of emergency fall back mode.

Some months later, 8.1 is basically just them making the 7 UI mode fully work.

Again, I literally could not believe how stupid this all was, to the point of sometimes literally dissociating.

Or maybe Windows 8 was my personal Vietnam, or something, lol.

I wanna know how you buy just two packets of ramen.

What, do they sell the packets individually at a corner store?

See, the way I like Jack, I like it because its horrible and shitty.

There are many much better, much more well rounded bourbons and whiskeys.

But sometimes, the point is to basically kick yourself in the face, via a drink.

No, that’s actually exactly the same.

Fuck you Jensen, jaywalking is a fake made-up crime.

No you really, ask your AI model to figure out the most creative way in which to go fuck yourself.

… I worked for Microsoft.

… during the time they rolled out Win8, by dogfooding it through every employee and contractor.

I don’t know anyone that hates Microsoft and Windows more than I do.

Ah, excellent motivation and reasoning for reconfiguring your entire personality and life.

You dodged that bullet like an Agent in the Matrix, fuck.

Likewise!

Guy probably would not need the gatorade if the woman was Amazon riding him or something, and doing all the actual physical work of fucking.

Gal would then probably need the gatorade.

Yeah, men have a refractory period, women essentially do not, can’t really fundamentally change that, though guys can do kegels and such to last longer/maintain erection/do their own orgasm control.

Guys also can get off 7 to 10 times in a row.

It’d just take longer, due to the refractory period, and would also literally require more physical work.

You ever literally fucked for an entire today?

You both need breaks and gatorade, guy and gal.

And the corrollary to that, that even less people want to talk about, is that straight, traditional cis men and women will then mock and shame men who actually do try think outside the box.

So, many men are victims of patriarchy, and many women are perpetrators of patriarchy.

Then you get to the incredibly confusing ‘now’, where many women will claim to be a feminist, yet will also mock and shame men who do not conform to stereotypical cishet male lifestyle/relationship norms.

Actual feminism vs Pop feminism.

Actual feminism seeks to identify and challenge and critique societal gender roles and norms. All societal gender roles and norms.

Pop feminism is basically psuedo (meaning ‘impostor’ or ‘fake’) feminism, that pretty much just boils down to misandry, using a set of buzzwords and terms basically bastardized from actual feminism.

Well see thats the thing.

I am autistic.

Autistic people tend to only info dump when its either a very low stakes, close to anonymous environment… or, when they actually really really trust or admire someone. In the latter case, the infodumping itself is a sign that they basically like you, are comfortable with you.

To me, normies that peacock most or all of their personality… they just think their masks are themselves. They seem to barely even be aware of what they are doing.

Whats actually happening is that really, only the mask actually exists.

Theres not very much underneath, beyond basically the mindset of an immature child/teenager.

And that kind of a person, frankly, is so mentally childlike, that at least to me, I can’t be turned on by or sexually attracted to that… they’re just a child in an adult body. They have too little self awareness and self understanding for me to view them as a responsible adult capable of giving informed consent.

Yeah, by far most women I’ve met are some flavor of sub: brat, princess, service, etc.

Sometimes they’re confused and say they’re something else, spend at least a few weeks to months with them… nope, they’re subs, taking the lead is not something they ever do on their own initiative.

Then, a fair number of woman are genuine doms of some kind, and know it. Occasionally, a few of them will think they are a switch… but again, go for weeks to months, no, they genuienly hate it when they’re not in control.

But a woman switch? Who not only can, but has to switch the power dynamics, who can’t help themselves from doing that, who needs a shifting balance of both?

Yeah, at least in my experience, about as common as a shiny pokemon.

EDIT:

Ok, upon reflection, I have met a second, I think, genuine female switch.

Long story short, masseuse. Masseuse who tried multiple times to give me a ‘happy ending’ that I did not ask for, and that I refused multiple times.

She did seem to genuienly enjoy playing with power dynamics, lets just put it that way. Basically, it got to the point where I actually had to use some measured physical force to stop her from trying to give me a handy… she was very insistent, pouty when I stopped her… but also seemed aroused by being slightly manhandled / me flipping the power dyanamic.

We did not ever actually get to the point of what I would call ‘having sex’, but damn if that wasn’t the kind of mindset and temperment of an actual Switch.

Well I’d prefer to avoid the right wing kinksters, but… fine. Fine, maybe the time has come to finally make a fetlife account… grumble grumble

From what I’ve been able to gather browsing through the not Craiglist personals in my area… most of it seems to be ~45 yo married couples looking for a black unicorn to cuck the husband, or single dudes looking for a transwoman.

Definitely not beating the stereotypes for a pretty solid red area…

Yeah, there does seem to a dynamic like that at play… a bunch of people just say shit about themselves, that they think will make other people like them.

It would be nice if people were actually self aware and honest, with both themselves and others, but apparently that isn’t the meta.

That being said… converting to fundamentalist Christianity?

That’s some legit insanity right there, either that or a person who is deeply insecure and needs validation/meaning imposed on them.

No.

To the best of my knowledge there just isn’t one, in or near my current location, pretty solidly red, conservative area, and back when I was in a bluer area… well frankly back then I didn’t have any need to specifically join a community to try and find people interested in sex.

And/or if said community involves making something approximating a Facebook account, ahahaha fuck no, no I actually value Palantir and the NSA not knowing exactly who I’m fucking and precisely how.