Reticulated sp(l)ine.

“Fortunately”, writing absurd, innacurate, vapid and mislesding job descriptions, as well as sussing out emotional weight of interview responses and asking a canned battery of questions…

Well, LLMs actually can do that about as well as most HR and recruiters can.

Yep, as with this one, they wanted someone with a chronologically impossible amount of experience.

Like, they want someone to have been in presumably a bootstrap paradox time loop for 3 or 4 of those 10 years.

If your HR is this stupid… you’re not gonna get good candidates.

Which is apparently the point, they’re just advertising that they are incompetent and have absurd expectations, they just want someone who can lie well.

They… they broke the recycle bin, eh?

So you’re just not allowed to delete files anymore?

… I guess that would give them more AI training data and also make people need even more storage so… sure, fuck it, why not.

I guarantee any game made by Valve, on GoldSource or Source or ‘Source2’ will be capable of hitting 4K 60fps on this thing.

Tim Sweeney continues to be a whiny jealous entitled bitch, more at 11.

I basically agree with what you’re saying here, yeah, basically a bunch of totally unquailified PTA-like organizations are actually responsible for a surprising amount of norms and standards in the US, which are treated as if they are very smart and good rules, made by very smart and good people.

I think the stylistic quibble here is… what you in your example call ‘not a conspiracy’, I call ‘a conspiracy’.

A conspiracy doesn’t need to be secret or well hidden or non obvious, non mundane.

A conspiracy is literally just when a bunch of people decide to do something, and then do things toward that goal.

https://www.law.cornell.edu/wex/conspiracy

Conspiracy is an agreement between two or more people to commit an illegal act, along with an intent to achieve the agreement’s goal. Most U.S. jurisdictions also require an overt act toward furthering the agreement.

But, we as a culture have a rather hysterical relationship with the word conspiracy, because it is so often used by people promoting … basically either extremely racist, or convoluted/incoherent, or sci-fi nonsense level plots.

But but, taking the very literal and basic concept of what the word means… and just replacing ‘illegal’ with ‘immoral’ or ‘devious’ or somesuch… people conspire very often and frequently, and its usually extremely straightforward with little to no significant attempt to ‘hide’ the conspiracy at all.

Nah, just Irish.

Black as midnight, on a moonless night.

I mean, this has been well established by various psychological studies for like 30 years now, at least.

You don’t have a belief, you have an accurate understanding of reality.

Higher ups in most hierarchichal organizations are significantly more narcissistic than average people.

I have a motivational quote for them!

“Everybody has a plan, untill they get punched in the mouth.”

Wow, are we going to learn that sunny days tend to be warm, and the sky tends to be blue, next?

I’ve been saying this since the Return to Office shit started: A huge part of it is narcissist management that need the narcissistic supply of being able to excercise power and judgement over others, in person.

… the other part is that if you don’t actually need all that office space, well, then all the fraud and money laundering in commercial real estate gets significantly harder to hide.

https://www.ecofoil.com/collections/bubble-foil-insulation

Just one brand, there are more than this, but basically… NASA invented fancy-pants aluminum bubble foil, literally to protect astronauts and equipment from 100% unadulterated sunshine.

https://spinoff.nasa.gov/node/9314

It is stupidly cheap for how well it works.

They basically open sourced the patent, but, the industry that makes insulation stuffing for your attic is extremely not fond of this stuff, as… you basically only need 10% of their product, if you line the inside of your attic with radiantbarrier.

I got like a 10’ x 4’ sheet of it, put it between the two panes of my south facing window. Definitely works, makes the AC’s job significantly easier.

Double post but:

So, another weird little tidbit of HL2 lore…

The CPs are basically all incels.

What I mean by that is… there are actually random radio lines of the OverWatch, the female voice, that will promise certain CPs, if they succeed in their mission, will be rewarded with a ‘non-mechanical reproduction simulation’.

So… thats… either basically a VR/neuroelectric brain dance of sex, or possibly they bioengineered a synthetic fleshlight creature.

The overwatch soldiers have half their organs removed and replaced, so they probably don’t even have their genitals.

Death is not ultimately escapable.

You are not permanent; one day, you will go to sleep, and not wake up again.

… but you do have the power to influence the path you walk on the way toward death, the face you’ll be wearing, the stories you’ll be able to tell, when you finally arrive in the company of the reaper.

You can be secure in knowing that it is not possible to escape this fate… and in knowing that you lived not in an impossible attempt to avoid the unavoidable, but instead, that you chose to tread the path as you saw fit to.

The Greek Gods were said to be envious of us mortals, because our mortality meant that what we did with our one life… was important, and meaningful, in a way that nothing the Gods ever did, could be.

When you realize that nothing objectively ‘matters’, to ‘the universe’… you are now free, to decide what matters to you, instead.

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A fool and his money are quick to part ways.

… I’m still adhering to ‘Remember: No Preorders’, from fucking 15 years ago now.

Everybody else just opts in to get financially hosed down and flatlined like random innocent Russian civillians in an airport.

Same question:

Why are funko pops?

Same answer.

… destroyed in every way that is possible, and indeed, in some ways that are essentially impossible.

I believe that’s his own description.