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  • I basically agree with what you’re saying here, yeah, basically a bunch of totally unquailified PTA-like organizations are actually responsible for a surprising amount of norms and standards in the US, which are treated as if they are very smart and good rules, made by very smart and good people.

    I think the stylistic quibble here is… what you in your example call ‘not a conspiracy’, I call ‘a conspiracy’.

    A conspiracy doesn’t need to be secret or well hidden or non obvious, non mundane.

    A conspiracy is literally just when a bunch of people decide to do something, and then do things toward that goal.

    https://www.law.cornell.edu/wex/conspiracy

    Conspiracy is an agreement between two or more people to commit an illegal act, along with an intent to achieve the agreement’s goal. Most U.S. jurisdictions also require an overt act toward furthering the agreement.

    But, we as a culture have a rather hysterical relationship with the word conspiracy, because it is so often used by people promoting … basically either extremely racist, or convoluted/incoherent, or sci-fi nonsense level plots.

    But but, taking the very literal and basic concept of what the word means… and just replacing ‘illegal’ with ‘immoral’ or ‘devious’ or somesuch… people conspire very often and frequently, and its usually extremely straightforward with little to no significant attempt to ‘hide’ the conspiracy at all.









  • Double post but:

    So, another weird little tidbit of HL2 lore…

    The CPs are basically all incels.

    What I mean by that is… there are actually random radio lines of the OverWatch, the female voice, that will promise certain CPs, if they succeed in their mission, will be rewarded with a ‘non-mechanical reproduction simulation’.

    So… thats… either basically a VR/neuroelectric brain dance of sex, or possibly they bioengineered a synthetic fleshlight creature.

    The overwatch soldiers have half their organs removed and replaced, so they probably don’t even have their genitals.


  • Death is not ultimately escapable.

    You are not permanent; one day, you will go to sleep, and not wake up again.

    … but you do have the power to influence the path you walk on the way toward death, the face you’ll be wearing, the stories you’ll be able to tell, when you finally arrive in the company of the reaper.

    You can be secure in knowing that it is not possible to escape this fate… and in knowing that you lived not in an impossible attempt to avoid the unavoidable, but instead, that you chose to tread the path as you saw fit to.

    The Greek Gods were said to be envious of us mortals, because our mortality meant that what we did with our one life… was important, and meaningful, in a way that nothing the Gods ever did, could be.

    When you realize that nothing objectively ‘matters’, to ‘the universe’… you are now free, to decide what matters to you, instead.


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  • I’d never thought of Barney as gay… but also… its not like he couldn’t be.

    Unlike with Gordon and Alyx… and a few other minor NPCs, who actually talk about or are talked about as if they would or could or should be a couple and/or resume baby making after the destruction of the supression field…

    I don’t think Barney ever actually has anything even mildly hinting at or suggesting his own sexuality, anywhere, in HL2 Ep1 or Ep2.

    I think he at one point or another hints that Gordon and Alyx would make a good couple, but nobody like, does that in reference to him.

    Of course… half the characters in the game could just also be bi or pan or who the hell knows.

    Goddamnit… Laszlo would know the answer… rest his soul.

    … Lets just hope Kleiner and Lamarr are just the nornal kind of owner-pet relationship…