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  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comtoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldHow polite
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    If you want to bulk up a bit more, I suspect you’re already good at jogging. Do that a bit more regularly, and then also, pushups and crunches and squats, basically.

    I’m sure an actual body builder type person or comm could give you more detailed advice, but broadly… if you want more pecs, use em more often lol, pushups with proper form, or other excercizes that target them. Pullups for traps and delts, I think?



  • In fairness to yourself, Venus has long been known, by many human societies and cultures, as something approximating ‘the morning star’.

    Your experience of being confused, or perhaps awestruck by it is thus… exceedingly human.

    Take it all in.

    The beauty, the colors, what the wind and rain and sun feel like on your skin, the cries of the birds and cicadas.

    …We are from this ‘outside’. It is where our father’s fathers and mother’s mothers all grew up. Yes, we invented cvilization to shelter us from its cruelties… but it is also very beautiful and therapeutic, in ways we still cannot simulate with our fancy tools and toys.

    Here.

    Someone who put it into a much more beautiful prose than I can:

    Carl Sagan, The Pale Blue Dot.


  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comtomemes@lemmy.worldThe hiring process.
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    C Suite and most of management are so fucking full of themselves, they do not realize how incompetent they are.

    For them, its mostly just about feeling big, important and in charge, able to excercize power over their minions, blame them for their own failures.

    They’re basically cosplaying as businessmen/women at this point, the actual work is ancillary, the more important thing is the lifestyle, the performance of being better than others, the performance of ‘im an important business leader’.

    These morons are broadly comically inept at doing their actual jobs, the things they are ostensibly paid to do. Any objective outside observer could conclude this. These clowns ae just addicted to feeling important, superior, better than you. They forgot what accountability and consequences feel like.


  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comtomemes@lemmy.worldWhere it all began
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    Did you ever have a furby?

    As agameanonymous says… there are many… unsettling quirks about having one long term.

    I had one.

    Woukdn’t stop fucking yammering, clattering its beak, clicking its eyes.

    Took it outside, doused it in fire accelerant, burned it till it stopped making noises.








  • If you time travel and take out the ENIAC, you likely deprive the US of working nuclear weapons during WW2.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ENIAC

    ENIAC was designed by John Mauchly and J. Presper Eckert to calculate artillery firing tables for the United States Army’s Ballistic Research Laboratory (which later became a part of the Army Research Laboratory).[7][8] However, its first program was a study of the feasibility of the thermonuclear weapon.[9][10]

    … choose wisely.

    Can you predict what would have happened, then?

    …are you sure?