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  • What do you think would happen if you walked him through the process of cooking a burrito?

    Ground beef, some cheese, salsa/mild hot sauce, sour cream, shredded iceberg lettuce, soft tortilla?

    It sounds like he actually has a fair acceptable range of flavor and texture profiles… the good thing with like a burrito is that you can just basically eat all the parts of it individually.

    My guess would be that the salsa/spicy sauce would be the most likely to offend…?

    Or maybe if a burrito is a bit much, more like a quesadilla?


  • Yeah, agree that this is not very accurate.

    Don’t get me wrong, pizza is great, fried chicken is great… but I’m an autist and I’m the opposite of a picky eater, and if I want quick/no prep food, I will snack on carrots, have a salad, eat some greek yogurt, apples or grapes or pickles or something, maybe trail mix.

    This is more a ‘I eat out of a microwave because I have no time or money or stress/planning capacity to meal plan and cook’ kind of thing.

    If I want something like pasta, I’ll boil the noodles and fry up some jimmy dean sausage, toss the marinara into frying pan for the last few minutes, then grate a block of mozzerella over it.

    Sure, I could just microwave some canned chef boyardee in 5 minutes… but it really only takes like 30 minutes to do it a bit more intensively, and it tastes waaaay better.














  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comtoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldAlpha AF
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    22 hours ago

    No no… no.

    This… no.

    No no no no no, no.

    This is waaaaay too on the nose.

    You know around 20 years ago it was basically a crass joke/insult to just say that these kind of people are … their entire personality is a performance to avoid confronting latent homosexual tendencies.

    Me? Yeah, I’m bi, I kissed a dude and I liked it.

    Maybe a little more than that eheheheh, ahem.

    But I can also guarantee I’d fucked more women than Asmongold and Nick Fuentes, 100% guarantee. Individually, and also likely combined.

    Maybe/hopefully not more than Tate as the dude is literally the master of a sex rape dungeon you’re not allowed to leave.

    … these fucking people.

    These fucking people.

    They’re infinitely more gay than I am, Jesus fucking Christ.

    Just… they’re cult leaders of an anti-reality cult.

    Gay is Straight, if you think about, bro.

    … I want to tear these people apart, limb from limb.