Ok, we need a moth porn comm, that’s just different lightbulbs rated by lux output and emission spectra range.

And then vintage moth porn for the particular connisuers of various filaments.

I mean, I, for one, have no problem ‘swordfighting’ with anybody sufficient equipped for the engagement.

Universal Gender Neutral Piss Troughs, NOW!

Which means the new paradigm will be ‘every piece of hardware is a supply chain attack.’

Flare guns tend to be a lot more… disposable, basically?

Like unironically the Pyro’s flare gun from TF2, made of plastic mostly.

I dunno, maybe there are much studier built flare guns, but I’ve not heard of em… unless you’re just talking about a grenade launcher firing a flare round or something?

Like I said elsewhere… I think that’s a 50 BMG round.

… there are reasons why you almost never see break action / top break revolvers and pistols these days.

Mainly, they do not tend to do well with high chamber pressure.

A break action 50 BMG pistol?

That’s an overly expensive hand grenade, with an reliable arming mechanksm, imo

If this is a smooth bore barrel… then you’re loosing a fucking 50 cal that is not spin stabilized.

Oh god what a bad idea.

A 45 70 derringer?

I mean… that is basically pretty close to what this appears to be…

But why? Who dared you to do that? They’re an asshole!

Aw, don’t be shy…

Cortana just wants to get to know you!

We swear she hasn’t been locked in an airgapped cluster underneath Kirkland for about a decade now!

Pinky Promise!

A lot of people are more irresponsible than you can possibly imagine, and, if you point that out to them, you are harming them.

Is glock gonna release a carbine conversion kit with an underbarrel shot gun?

Just in case I need to do some door breaching, while I’m standing my ground?

Quite literally, such a weapon only exists for you to flex with, that you can fire it and remain in control of the weapon, maybe even hit the intended target as well!

Its… this thing only exists because of dares.

There are more practical weapons for every use case that might even possibly qualify as uses this thing could have.

… I guess unless you are an actual WH40K spacemarine.

Yeah, revolvers are the classic ‘deep in the woods - wildlife defense handgun’… but 10mm and 5.7x28 semi autos are gaining popularity there.

A long gun in the same caliber as this would be an anti-materiel rifle… as in, designed to disable jeeps, power transformers, parked helicopters.

You are not going to have a fun time hauling a 30 lb war crime machine with you, into the woods.

… That… looks like a break action ‘pistol’ that is firing 50 BMG.

If you fired one handed, or even two handed, while not being significantly yolked up…

This thing is flying out of your hand(s), probably into your face.

Or, just exploding.

… there is a small difference between ‘a mysterious bank’ and ‘a mysterious bank that you solely own and operate’.

Quite literally there was a Bank Of Jeffery Epstein.

A private bank in the typical sense is one thing… a private bank in the sense of a personal bank?

…Oh boy.

‘Perform a 216th Trimester Abortion on William’

Well… no.

Thats… Sony and MSFT raised prices on all of their hardware too, same with Nintendo.

We’re at the point where being a huge player… can only get you priority in the queue for chips and parts.

It can no longer secure bulk pricing discounts.

That’s how bad this is.

…Does hurling slurs and insults at Elon’s twitter account, right after he accidentally bought it, and then being banned from Twitter … mostly likely directly by Elon, because he’d fired or locked out all the moderators at that point… does that count as a ‘gamer moment’?

Its the actual only thing I’ve ever used Twitter for.

… Twitter is a really shitty MMO, right?

Zuck: Yeah so if you ever need info about anyone at Harvard

Zuck: Just ask.

Zuck: I have over 4,000 emails, pictures, addresses, SNS

[Redacted Friend’s Name]: What? How’d you manage that one?

Zuck: People just submitted it.

Zuck: I don’t know why.

Zuck: They “trust me”

Zuck: Dumb fucks.

Don’t be a dumb fuck, do not trust Zuck.

Yep. And confused white boy who just straight up admits he is lost?

He very probably is just lost, and thus isn’t looking to start anything.

Mutually beneficial solution to all involved is just… help him get home.

Win win.

Just think of using Windows as being a cuck who is fine with your kernel getting a train run on it, every day, every night, all the time.

You literally don’t even know by how many, who they specifically are.

But also, I’m sure its fine, no need for regular STD testing.

… not that it would even be possible.