…aaaaaaand it’s gone.

Funny, apparently, according to a whole lot of recent media… well $100 was just unreasonably, controversially expensive for a one of a kind controller with features no other controller has ever had before.

You don’t understand; the mind bicycle believes otherwise, the mind bicycle is correct.

Ahah! And you believe them?

We’re done talking.

It was co-developed, by two studios.

One of those studios is the main Bethesda studio.

Bethesda had no hand in the making of this game.

That’s what you said, and it is categorically false.

So now you’re shifting the goal posts.

… You could just admit you were wrong, and have an honest conversation, or, you can keep backpedalling and minimizing your mistakes, in hopes that I and anyone else who reads this just forgets.

I mean, that is a much better solution than ‘yep, I have a headache again’.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Elder_Scrolls_IV:_Oblivion_Remastered

The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion Remastered is a 2025 action role-playing game co-developed by Virtuos and Bethesda Game Studios and published by Bethesda Softworks.

…

The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion Remastered was co-developed by Virtuos’ Paris studio and Bethesda Game Studios. Both studios began development of the remaster in 2021.

No, u.

.crom

Crom.crom

… It offers nothing.

Also .slash, because chaos must reign.

Ohh!

How about .— for all the LLMs to create their own deepweb on?

We can just call the realworld version of the Blackwall the EmWall, fittingly more stupid and annoyingly named than anything in actual cyberpunk, as seems to be the writing style for our timeline.

Its truly amazing that I’ve seen basically this as a representative comment left on every single Bethesda game in the last 20 years.

… They just suck at writing code.

Its that simple, they’re terrible programmers.

Like yeah, they were due some leeway back in the old wild west days, back when they were basically a startup.

… Its 20 fucking years later, and everything is roughly the same amount of broken, despite them having more money than some small countries.

Its just a money laundering operation at this point.

Wow its like when it came out and I said that Bethesda was just trying to do a shitty cash grab version of Skyblivion, and all the corpo simps told me that this was awesome actually… oh well wow, how surprising, they were wrong.

Support your friendly local mod team, they’re likely just actually better at making Bethesda games than Bethesda is.

So uh, bisexual with a black belt here:

I could last longer than one minute, in either the bedroom or the boxing ring, with either of them.

10 minutes in the ring with with Tyson?

I am almost certainly unconscious with multiple fractures.

10 minutes in the bedroom with Tyson?

… probably the same thing.

10 minutes in the ring with Rhoades?

I’m laughing and she’s whimpering, breathing heavy.

10 minutes in the bedroom with Rhoades?

… probably the same thing.

… ~220 lbs of Mike Tyson vs ~120lbs of Lana Rhoades?

Oh I’m not implying, I’m directly stating it.

If you cannot go 24 hrs, 48 hrs, a week, without using a phone for anything other than making actual phone calls on it, you have a problem and need, at bare minimum, a hobby.

I’d suggest reading whole books.

There is so much literature on how massive (especially shortform) social media use destroys your ability to concentrate, lessens your attention span, causes addiction, and is intentionally designed to cause addiction.

Its literally come out in court, fairly recently.

If you can’t hit pause on this on your own, yeah, you need help.

At this point, I don’t know where that help is going to or should come from, but I know an addict when I see one.

Because I am one.

I’m addicted to nictoine, I start getting real pissy around the 24 hr cold turkey mark.

I certainly would count myself amongst those who would need actual help to actually quit.

Difference here being, my nicotine habit isn’t and wasn’t tolerated or accepted in public school, I did that shit to myself, a decade afterward, as a legally/socially self responsible adult.

I mean, the scene with Bardok… like… the amount of curvature of the planet you can see behind them…

Nah, they’re in the equivalent of roughly MEO, like GPS Satellite altitude.

Assuming gravity is still the same basic thing, no, no they are not in any kind of substantial atmosphere, unless we’re going with ‘Saiyans can breathe trace amounts of hydrogen or helium’.

I do not know how it is portrayed in the manga vs the anime.

I think its just rule of cool in this scene, but yeah its kinda… nonsense.

Unless there is some kind of… sci-fi bio modifaction of … many? of Freiza’s soldiers going on, that somehow enables them to … not need to breathe, amongst other extraodinary capabilities for beings that seemingly originally developed on some kind of planet, with some kind of atmosphere.

https://dbzeta.net/threads/how-was-bardock-able-to-breathe-in-space.19947/

Apparenty the scene isn’t actually depicted in the manga, and most of these peeps are going with ‘well there is still technically some atmosphere’ to which I would say No, not without rewriting the laws of physics.

On Earth, you have 1 atm of pressure at sea level, 10^-7 atm of pressure at 100km altitude.

MEO is like 2000 to 35000km altitude.

Its well into ‘hard vacuum’, where we can’t really even meaningfully measure ‘atmospheric pressure’.

I assumed the joke was mercury poisoning.

Seafood tends to be higher in mercury than many other kinds of food, its the most common way that people get mercury poisoning these days.

And… degredation of motor coordination, speech ability… just basicslly all of your neurology in general… are things that mercury poisoning can do.

… It recognized itself as a security threat.

Well… I mean … technically its not wrong…

Uh wait uh Mr Jacket Clown Man, wasn’t this kind of your plan?

https://www.forbes.com/sites/saradorn/2026/03/25/trump-taps-zuckerberg-huang-and-ellison-for-white-house-ai-panel-report-says/

You… you’re on the advisory panel.

For AI policy.

… ?

In the future, memory will cost nothing because we will just assume no human beings have any.

• Mr Jacket Clown Man, at some point, presumably.

Wow I hate you and I hate this.

… A+++ shitpost.

I mean like I have a local LLM and essentially I use it as a coding assistant, but more accurately I’m doing a study of what kinds of errors these things produce more frequently and in which cases.

Its essentially a hobby that sates my curioisty and occasionally produces semi complex, working code.

… This is apparently, to MSFT, not only production ready, but ‘meta-production ready’.

Oh well, it certainly is funny.

Well that’s surprisingly straightforward.

Sam Seder can out comedian him by literally just describing a thing Breuer decided to do.