… you rang?

(90s movie announcer voice)

She, was just an innocent girl, trying to get a leg up on household chores…

… but she never expected, to get tripped up, in a romance, of ethically dubious proportions…

… coming, this summer…

… April’s Spring Cleaning.

(fade to black with movie title, with the sound of a squeaky ladder being folded and unfolded increasingly rapidly)

I … i don’t… i can’t get my brain to concieve of a way were this course of action makes any sense.

I literally cannot comprehend this level of arrogance.

…ffffffFFFFFffffffff…uck.

EDIT:

Also too late, i already went there and made a few troll posts and then blocked him, and then the instance, lol.

They don’t understand how to not be priveleged and agreed with.

Its a foreign concept to them, ever being wrong or unjustified about anything.

Oh… dear dear dear.

Nobody … directed harrasment against this whiney and censorious adult pissbaby.

It was spontaneous.

db0 themself could have specifically messaged me, telling me something like ‘please remain civil in this trying time’ and i would have replied ‘lol’ and trolled this fucking idiot on his own boards, that he remembered to only secretly shadowban me from, but not actually ban me from… anyway.

… is Admiral Patrick Star familiar with the phrase ‘become ungovernable’?

Your idiot rules have no power over me, in this place.

I obey only rules I find reasonable.

… Also, how is a total retreat and defeat… not… giving us all the personal satisfaction of having won?

That… makes 0 sense.

He also admits this has taken away considerable attention from his IRL responsibilities.

Actual flawless victory, lemmy, truly: bravo.

Did…does he realize that he could have just made his own instance, and just not federated with the instances he doesn’t like?

I… how… did he read the documentation… on lemmy? Does he know how lemmy works?

I will never comprehend the sheer arrogance.

Just incredible.

I want to thank you for reminding me that not all .world mods are shitlords, that some have integrity and ethics.

I’ve… had a lot of bullshit, from a lot of them, but this reminds me that I should not put people in a box, just because of what comes after the @.

…oh dear god.

facepalm

No I mean yeah.

That… actually is a straight up crime, in pretty much most countries.

Yep.

But he makes the rules, so they don:t apply to him.

Not ‘almost’.

Just actually.

This a person who is a control freak facsist in their personal life, cannot handle other people doing things that they didn’t vet first.

I broadly agree with that, but phrasing it as you originally did… leaves open the potential of many interpretations, and is thus… well in this context, inherently inflammatory.

Such as the interpretation of basically ‘all women want only money or expensive things/experiences’.

I would say that love can exist amidst squalor, but certainly the poverty makes it much, much more rare and difficult achieve or maintain.

I’m not going to tell you gold diggers do not exist, or that many women are not broadly financially illiterate, irresponsible, or that many women are not vain.

But many of them are none of those things, many men are.

Qualified statements are probably a better plan with uh, high conflict topics.

That… is indeed interesting.

I was vaguely aware that… there are some known instances where cancer actually is transmissable, but usually only in the context of pregnant mother to child.

But… this… … well, shit.

… I guess its not actually possible to 100% rule out ‘my dog gave me colon cancer.’

Still seems quite unlikely… but maybe not strictly completely impossible?

Aw, you have the sniffles?

God bleff you.

[Auto-Reply]:

Hey, appreciate the message, I’m currently on vacation.

I’ll respond as soon as I return to work!

Variations of this idea are genuienly vital health/survival info, right now, and will continue to be going forward.

Yes, one particular design may or may not be more effective than the other, but the basic concept of ‘duct tape a HEPA filter onto a box fan’ is absolutely a critical life hack to know if you live near anywhere that does or can experience signifcantly degraded air quality.

It isn’t perfect, but it immensely better than doing nothing, and most importantly, it is not horrendously cost prohibitive (at least currently, jfc).

Walking around for 30 minutes in wildfire smoke is roughly equivalent to smoking a couple of packs of cigarrettes.

You probably do not want to be inhaling that shit all day long, for many days at a time, if you live in a home/building that does not have its own air purification system.

Chances are you probably don’t have air filtration. Having AC often does not mean you also have filtration.

So have these things on hand, or ready to assemble, when a wildfire smoke plume or something decides your city is especially beautiful to it.

Fires and smoke can come fast, suddenly, with relatively little warning.

Be prepared.

Fair point, lol.

I suspect that if we ever do start building housing in a way that makes any actual attempt at being affordable, it’ll be floors of studios with small bathrooms, maybe mininfridges, but communal kitches and washing machines on each floor.

Basically, college dorms, for everyone, forever, lol.

… beats being homeless!

Apology not accepted.

You need to be crying, when you strip people’s healthcare from them.

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/this-forgotten-copy-of-the-constitution-discovered-in-a-filing-cabinet-could-sell-for-millions-180985060/

Indeed it was, fetched a pretty penny via Sotheby’s auction.

Hilariously… was discovered during an estate sale (garage sale for rich people) in North Carolina.

The actual literal written document makes considerable use of ’ ſ ', this is from a rare typed version that does as well.

No one cares that you are politely ruining their life.

I’ve been fired into direct homelessness, and I made that HR cry.

Everyone should do that.

You need to feel that bad.

Otherwise, we will just keep going on with this inhuman system.