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  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comtoGreentext@sh.itjust.worksAnon pets a dog
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    3 hours ago

    Another element that could be at play here:

    He thought it was a dog.

    Dogs, because we domesticated them, have muscles around their eyes, that allow them to make eye/eyebrow expressions.

    Wolves do not have these. Because they’re the ones we did not domesticate for millenia.

    So, if he was expecting dog expressions… wolves literally cannot make the same facial expressions.

    They essentially always look like they have RBF, in comparison to a dog.




  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comtoComic Strips@lemmy.worldNom.
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    23 hours ago

    He really did just like… essentially commit / attempt to commit infanticide, knowingly, multiple times, after being told not to, in the episode with the frog lady.

    Its like how in the Wonder Woman 84 movie… yeah she functionally just raped a guy who was under mind control, mind control that she caused.





  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comtomemes@lemmy.worldThe all-seeing
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    23 hours ago

    … his retort to Stavros clowning on him about not getting his dick sucked was essentially:

    Do I get my dick sucked?

    … dude why are we talking about this? So anyway…

    He also claimed he did not need to shower, because he does not smell because he is not fat.

    … dude is literally the uber basement dweller, it… it sounds like you’re describing a fantastical stereotype when you just run through things he seems to think are totally normal.



  • Yeah, precisely.

    There are actually quite a lot of regulations, in not all, but a lot of US states, that mandate varying levels of safe storage of firearms.

    The problem is that to actually enforce that fully, you’d basically need surprise food inspectors, but for guns… which would probably run into the 4th Amendment… or, you’d have to actually revamp the 2nd Ammendment to mandate that people be required to regularly retake/retest on some kind of firearm safety course… I dunno.

    But yeah, an actually responsible gun owner… probably has something like a dedicated sand bucket to point a semi auto weapon into, while they are verifying that its fully unloaded and cleared, juuuuust in case some kind of uncommanded discharge happens when you’re racking the slide to get the (potentially) chambered round out.

    And yeah, never sweep anybody (or a place where anybody could be, within a mile) even with a gun you personally just unloaded. Never finger a trigger when you don’t need to. You just don’t do that.

    I would at least say its possible the dog discharged the weapon, but it doesn’t matter, the situation where that is a thing that can happen should never have been allowed to arise… and yeah, the situations you describe that lead to an ND occuring are much more likely.