… people pay for youtube?

… you know you can just block the ads, right?

… and you don’t need a propietary app to get youtube on a tv?

I think they are just some kind of microwaveable or quick bake, ‘instant’ waffles.

I think we have here another example of neurotypicals not getting the difference between adhd and autism.

Yes, they can coincide, but they do not have to, and they are different.

What do you think would happen if you walked him through the process of cooking a burrito?

Ground beef, some cheese, salsa/mild hot sauce, sour cream, shredded iceberg lettuce, soft tortilla?

It sounds like he actually has a fair acceptable range of flavor and texture profiles… the good thing with like a burrito is that you can just basically eat all the parts of it individually.

My guess would be that the salsa/spicy sauce would be the most likely to offend…?

Or maybe if a burrito is a bit much, more like a quesadilla?

Yeah, agree that this is not very accurate.

Don’t get me wrong, pizza is great, fried chicken is great… but I’m an autist and I’m the opposite of a picky eater, and if I want quick/no prep food, I will snack on carrots, have a salad, eat some greek yogurt, apples or grapes or pickles or something, maybe trail mix.

This is more a ‘I eat out of a microwave because I have no time or money or stress/planning capacity to meal plan and cook’ kind of thing.

If I want something like pasta, I’ll boil the noodles and fry up some jimmy dean sausage, toss the marinara into frying pan for the last few minutes, then grate a block of mozzerella over it.

Sure, I could just microwave some canned chef boyardee in 5 minutes… but it really only takes like 30 minutes to do it a bit more intensively, and it tastes waaaay better.

Well, I’m apparently not in charge of my … conditional synesthesia?

I figured it would be Metal Monks too, but I had to actually check the track names.

Swear to god, your name and avatar is apparently a sound i can hear.

Started playing in my head when I saw you pop up.

… … I’m gonna blame the mushrooms.

Hey, some appendages look good in harsh lighting.

Copper is now a plant.

… Speed run challenge of hanging a hat on each one.

Enjoy maintaining your hard fork!

Their plan was literally ‘Britain needs our cotton’.

Problem:

India exists.

Second problem:

The US… had a navy. The Confederacy… basically did not.

Anyway, all ports blockaded, never seriously challenged.

… Just real 12D chess goin on, even a fucking HOI4 player would laugh at how stupid their plan was.

Ma’am!

Your tear ducts appear to have escaped your… eye sockets.

I think.

… everything ok?

Shooba dooba dooba dooba

No touchy booba.

… yet.

=3

That reminds me.

Haven’t whipped my llama’s ass in a while.

… gonna need your taco bell uniform.

I feel like the extension of this kind of logic would be that fucking your identical twin is actually just masturbation.

No no… no.

This… no.

No no no no no, no.

This is waaaaay too on the nose.

You know around 20 years ago it was basically a crass joke/insult to just say that these kind of people are … their entire personality is a performance to avoid confronting latent homosexual tendencies.

Me? Yeah, I’m bi, I kissed a dude and I liked it.

Maybe a little more than that eheheheh, ahem.

But I can also guarantee I’d fucked more women than Asmongold and Nick Fuentes, 100% guarantee. Individually, and also likely combined.

Maybe/hopefully not more than Tate as the dude is literally the master of a sex rape dungeon you’re not allowed to leave.

… these fucking people.

These fucking people.

They’re infinitely more gay than I am, Jesus fucking Christ.

Just… they’re cult leaders of an anti-reality cult.

Gay is Straight, if you think about, bro.

… I want to tear these people apart, limb from limb.

We have even developed “thecar”!

It’s all … computer!

hbomerguy breaking through the wall to scream about aquaman, but the wall is mushroom tips