Damn forgot about the damn postal service sniffing through my mail.
Alright it’s okay, gimmie your address, I’ll come over and stay a few days (the streets get lonely), then we can get to the brass tacks with these instructions (!), then I’ll probably stay a few more days (one month max, I promise).
Your house will blow up and explode
No, it will implode into a singularity. You’re thinking of a dryer.
Oh wow, I’ve always wanted a pet black hole. Send instructions to my PO box? (House still blown up, waiting on insurance).
I would, but it’s illegal to send that kind of stuff through the postal service.
Damn forgot about the damn postal service sniffing through my mail.
Alright it’s okay, gimmie your address, I’ll come over and stay a few days (the streets get lonely), then we can get to the brass tacks with these instructions (!), then I’ll probably stay a few more days (one month max, I promise).
Talked it over with the missus, and I’m afraid she wouldn’t go for it. Best I can offer you is a pup tent in the yard.
Sorry, but I gotta have my “relations” fix. Maybe if it were No Nut November…
Edit: Of course you’ll be on your own for facilities, btw.
I’ll take it, never hard a whole yard before. Me and the kids’ll come unpack tonight.
No problem on the facilities, I’m sure I can come and go into the kitchen as I please.
Oh and before I forget, we like lunchables, so best have that refridgerator stocked!