- cross-posted to:
- comicstrips@lemmy.world
- cross-posted to:
- comicstrips@lemmy.world
Crossposted from https://lemmy.world/post/49163864
CommitStrip | website
Transcript
7 panel comic
1: [2 guys, both in fur lined coats, one wearing a fur-lined hat, the other with crazy hair, sit in circular booth in a rundown bar. 2 empty shot glasses and a bottle are visible on the table.]
Hat: Stop it, you’re crazy! This isn’t you talking, it’s the vodka!
Hair: Leave it…
2: [The two men are sitting across from a third man in a similar fur-line coat and hat, but glasses and a beard. A laptop sits in front of the bearded man.]
Beard: It’s not a game for cowards…
3: [Hair pulls the laptop towards him. Hat looks worried]
Hair: Come on, gimme that and let’s get it over with!
4: [Hair has a crazy and excited look on his face]
Hair: Each one on his own prod server?
Beard: Each one on his own prod server.
5: [Close up of Hats finger clicking the touch pad]
6: [Close up of the sweat dripping down Hats face]
7: [A terminal is open on the laptop screen]
Laptop reads:
root@server:~# [ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm -rf / || echo “Lucky boy”;


This is actually safe to run, as
--no-preserve-rootis missingNot required on BusyBox-based systems, a.k.a. Alpine.
Doubt deleting everything but root is safe on a production server.
Only deleting .ssh for the fuck of it
It won’t delete anything at all
Oh, checked the manual. Cool, did not know that.
I guess then it should be
rm -rf /srv/That’d probably rattle some managers’ cages, yes.
Alternatively, a combination of find /, rand, xarg, and rm could also be fun; delete something random, and pray it was just a readme file
rm -rf /* should work just fine