it makes me sad we’ll most likely have to have a belated party rather than on the actual day
Actual day was last month by the sounds of it.
We can always celebrate the anniversary at ye old public bathroom
Won’t be announced dead until ballot registration deadline passes in Kentucky, that’s my bet.
What happens in that case?
He’s really gonna be a evil ghoul up until the day he dies without spending any time enjoying his wealth worry free. He was in it for the love of the game
I’m sure there’s a “prediction marketplace” (a.k.a. betting parlor) running a lively scheme on when the actual announcement will come - stacked by those with insider knowledge who will bet an hour before it happens, of course.
Who ist that?
If he wasn’t dead they would have produced at least a video clip, some audio and/or pictures. Liars testimonies aren’t worth squat.
This is my favorite conspiracy theory of 2026 so far. I wouldn’t be surprised if it took them 3 weeks to come up with a passable AI to do those phone calls his colleagues have claimed to have.
