I’ll make sure it meets my resident spiders

dangit

Sitting on the armrest cannot be considered good; you’ll quickly break it that way. In fact, it’s probably one of the most evil positions there

I cherish everything you post on here

don’t call me buddy, sis

don’t call me bro, pal

idk ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I’m almost jealous you live with such privilege, but I don’t envy your lack of empathy

Must be nice to live in a world where cops aren’t glorified gang members

I definitely like them more

Uh, yeah? They can kill pets for getting in the way, target you if you’re the wrong skin color, or risk collateral damage should they be too trigger happy. Robbers won’t want to stick around, and someone just looking to hurt you (rare af) can be dealt with more quickly by neighbors if you live in an urban environment. As soon as hostility becomes too costly, almost any random threat will run.

Oh no! now the image is gone 😖

Then it’s incorrect to call it fatherless behavior. Besides, good parents teach their kids how to be safe and responsible when they inevitably have sex (⁀ᗢ⁀)

omg women! 😍

when you’re a slut but your dad has been very supportive all your life:

Hey, I’m in this one!

It’s less about any actual kinks and more about undermining their desire to seem dominant and powerful. The perception of strength matters above all else to fascists. They truly have no autonomy as cogs in the machine, capable of being replaced if they step out of line. The sexual part is just a metaphor for the power dynamics of them submitting to authoritarianism.

(it doesn’t hurt that they’re often sexually repressed as well)